Shelly Lauer

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Hi Twitter, I’m back. I forgot you existed. Sorry.

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@Sethrogen You were born for the role of Pumbaa. I’m tweeting for the first time in years just to tell you this. Your voice made the movie.

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@Audreyr99289258 Because you are you! You are literally the coolest kid I've ever met.

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@Audreyr99289258 you're awesome.

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@Audreyr99289258 I'll help you when I come down

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@SanAntonioFC See you at Sunday's game! My shirt won't ship in time, but ill make my own. You've got your first fan here in Seattle.

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@SAFCUSL I will hold you to that if I can't buy one before! So excited for the game!

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@SAFCUSL I'm a San Antonio native, transplanted in Seattle. I'll be at the first game! When does merch go on sale?! I need a jersey!

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San Antonio is opening a LGBT Youth Homeless Shelter. There are only 2 others in the country, one in NYC and one... http://t.co/757ZXTsgse

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Texas Government final tonight, and this is what I just picked up to get me through. #finalsweek… http://t.co/QaCry49rFY

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This place is stunning. It may not be a dream vacation, but I want to travel here so... http://t.co/Wx0BuBG1eA

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This just might be my most thankful Thanksgiving ever. After a tough year, I am thankful for each and every... http://t.co/drOJ3VVxBO

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Happy drunksgiving 2014! http://t.co/LcwzsHUtcO

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Home is where the heart is. http://t.co/POGP4E3auR

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A big milestone was hit today. She met with Santa Claus. In 5 years she has never been able to get close to him... http://t.co/uJMH6FUATx

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#26 is the only thing I haven't seen before. But now Joel St Brendan Kennedy and I are opening a restaurant, just... http://t.co/LByvfhJKcn

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Daddy daughter time! http://t.co/zEOPJS1VIp

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My future. http://t.co/CbtECxePqY

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I posted a new photo to Facebook http://t.co/iG89RG8STi