Shell Zappa🐚⚡

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[Script Arts & Humanities Books @ScriptBooks_Art]

A brilliant evening at the House of Lords yesterday with @lakshmiunwomen

Her powerful new book, "Swallowing the Sun", is out now and not to be missed!

Available to buy now: https://t.co/N4aMWGDmb2

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Is it just me who looked at the new logo and thought: shart

[The Bookseller @thebookseller]

.@BloomsburyBooks is launching a new science fiction and fantasy imprint, Bloomsbury Archer, which it says will cross "the constellation of speculative fiction", helmed by publishing director Vicky Leech Mateos👇 https://t.co/zF7ILwfVXs

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@dieworkwear That second pic just looks like he's forgotten to put on his trousers

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@hamzajahanzeb You forgot to mention the M&M store.

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Actually laughed out loud at Grant Shapps trying to sound like Winston Churchill and rousing the British into a war mentality about protecting...
...
shipping routes.

#Gaza #FreePalestine

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@dieworkwear Your thoughts on René Lacoste?

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@dieworkwear I love that your "hot winter style take" is literally a cold winter style take.

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Tell me where you were born using only a GIF.

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@samatlounge And we thought 'Children of Men' was fiction.

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Do I keep dropping crisp crumbs on the baby's face? Yes, yes I do.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

One sure sign of a great leader is when the can't find their way out of a room they are giving a speech in.
#ToryLeadershipRace #Truss

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I have so many questions.

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

centaur, france, 15th century

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@adamfare1996 My OH's GP once suggested he take up boxing because a few knocks to the head might help.

[Emily Ronald @ems_ronald]

Publishing twitter: would anyone be willing to help me out with my dissertation on sustainable marketing in UK publishing?

I'm just looking for people to fill out a short survey, would really appreciate it if you could share with anyone you know who works in marketing! 😊

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@samatlounge Lady's a very good girl, and especially proud of her new haircut.

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@fakehistoryhunt Potatoes, sweetcorn and (assuming) tomatoes in the soup. What year did all of those come back from the Americas?

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Oh, how I want to go to this, but I doubt I can heave my pregnant self the other side of the country this weekend 😢

https://t.co/ka3GUkINr6

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@fpwinfield @AlasdairClarke Congratulations! 🥰🥰🥰

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This is my energy.

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

virgin mary punching the devil, england, 13th century

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The English are now making lots of wine, hurrah for climate change! #SaturdayKitchen