Simon Hemelryk

Journalism for national newspapers. PR and content for major international businesses, organisations and charities. Brighton & Hove Albion and Sussex CCC.

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@thedailyblokeuk This Country

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Jordan Pickford should be made Prime Minister,.#MEXENG

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@albionroar I'm only interested if Locadia plays for Curacao

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@albionroar GOSBTS!

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@mrsimonraymonde Is Brian Camplight planning on doing a tour as their lead singer?

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Brilliant stuff, Aaron Rai! You were like a golfing robot over the last ten holes! You made England proud.
#PGAChampionship

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You get the distinct feeling that a lot of songwriters are trying to be Rosalia, this year. And very much not pulling it off. #Eurovisión2026

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Bulgaria looks like Katie Price having a fit in a doctors waiting room. #Eurovisión2026

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How did she play that piano if it had a bloody great platform in it? #Eurovisión2026

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Albania sounds like "Like a Prayer". #Eurovisión2026

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@berenyi_miki Cool. I still remember fondly trying to play Deluxe on Guitar Hero.

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@ChelseaFC That's two people from Albion you've given generational wealth to, for a few months' work. As a Hove resident, I can only thank you for the positive impact on house prices.

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@albionroar Ferdi and van Hecke were particularly immense.

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@KieranMaguire The second half of his second season was relegation form. I don't understand how this is always overlooked

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@mrsimonraymonde Do you know where, roughly? I live nearby, so can keep my eyes peeled.

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@John_Dabell I wrote a piece about the cost and scarcity of hospital parking, for Reader's Digest, 20 years ago. Nothing has changed!

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@mikejwhelan Very best of wishes, Michael. So sorry for your loss. You have clearly been a wonderful husband.

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@mikejwhelan Hi Michael. You did follow me, but this is new account (the old one got hacked), so another follow would be lovely.

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I'm a middle-aged 6 Music dad, but pop music seems to be in good health

#Brits2026

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@KieranMaguire @marmite Have you tried the Marmite rolls with seaweed butter at Etch in Hove?