Commander Shepard

I am Commander Shepard and this is my favorite feed on the Twitadel. We'll bang, okay? Affiliated with BioWare in spirit only.

[Commander Shepard @Shepard_Effect]

It took going all the way to the Andromeda galaxy for you to miss me.

[Commander Shepard @Shepard_Effect]

If you destroy the Reapers, you're no better than the Reapers.

[Commander Shepard @Shepard_Effect]

@ComplicitOwl that's generally the idea.

[Commander Shepard @Shepard_Effect]

Each year, like clockwork, I rise from my sleep in deep space to wish you a Happy #N7Day and remind you that we'll bang, okay?

[Commander Shepard @Shepard_Effect]

@dahngrest I'm still here.

[Commander Shepard @Shepard_Effect]

Every time. https://t.co/xxMP7Si7XS

[BioWare @bioware]

There's no getting between Garrus and some calibrations. #N7Day

[Commander Shepard @Shepard_Effect]

We've got to stop meeting like this.

Happy #N7Day, everyone.

You're my favorite store on the Citadel.

[Commander Shepard @Shepard_Effect]

Merry Christmas Eve, loves.

[Commander Shepard @Shepard_Effect]

@ChachiBobinks @MidnightReyn Please, hold your applause. Plenty of Shepard to go around.

[Commander Shepard @Shepard_Effect]

@MidnightReyn I'm always with you. That was implied.

[Commander Shepard @Shepard_Effect]

@MidnightReyn There, there. Bioware is here for you.

[Commander Shepard @Shepard_Effect]

Commander Shepard in the streets, Commander Shepard in the sheets.

[Commander Shepard @Shepard_Effect]

Happy #N7Day everyone! Now that I'm here, we'll bang, okay?

I should go.

[Commander Shepard @Shepard_Effect]

Ah, just the thing I need to come out of retirement. #EverySimpsonsEver

[Commander Shepard @Shepard_Effect]

Mama, I'm comin' home.

[Commander Shepard @Shepard_Effect]

@WingmanGarrus Color me surprised.

By the way, the "surprise" color is the same as my regular color.

[Commander Shepard @Shepard_Effect]

I never did get a chance to finish my conversation with the Prince of Nigeria before the Reapers started shit.

[Commander Shepard @Shepard_Effect]

Oh, I see what Watch Dogs is doing. "Watch" as in oversee or COMMAND and then Dogs as in SHEPHERDS?

I'M ON TO YOU.

[Commander Shepard @Shepard_Effect]

I don't see why everyone bitches about Dark Souls being hard. I mean, it's not like they're saving entire galaxies or anything.

[Commander Shepard @Shepard_Effect]

@Niicks_DH Get on my level, son. http://t.co/3U1qiOoxJp