Sheppey Crossing

Safest bridge in the UK. Definitely not the site of a massive multi-car pile up. Parody account.

[Sheppey Crossing @SheppeyCrossing]

4166 days without a huge pile up. Great job guys!

[Sheppey Crossing @SheppeyCrossing]

Very foggy out there at the moment guys, take care!

[106.9 SFM @SFMRadio]

106.9 SFM TRAFFIC NEWS: #A249 #SheppeyCrossing N'bound CLOSED currently, due to a broken down lorry. Use #KingsferryBridge instead.

[National Highways: South-East @HighwaysSEAST]

#Kent The #A249 northbound (the #SheppyCrossing) is closed due to an incident. Traffic is being diverted via the adjacent KingsFerry Bridge

[KCC Highways @KentHighways]

A249 Sheppey Crossing: Closed in both directions following an RTC, diversion via the B2231 Kingsferry Bridge. Please expect delays.

[KentOnline @Kent_Online]

BREAKING: The #Sheppey Crossing has now been shut amid gale-force winds. Full details here: http://t.co/SSTMtAIApz #Kent

[Highways Agency @highwaysagency]

RT @HAtraffic_seast #A249 #Sheppey Crossing is now fully open. Thank you for your patience and please continue to take extra care due to...

[KentOnline @Kent_Online]

We've updated our #kentstorm story with news of Sheppey Crossing closure and new fire service advice. http://t.co/yHWpT7gsei

[Sheppey Crossing @SheppeyCrossing]

Fog forecast for the morning, people. Take it easy, we've managed 41 days multi-car pile up free, let's keep up the good work!

[Sheppey Crossing @SheppeyCrossing]

38 days massive multi-car pile up free. Yesss.

[Sheppey Crossing @SheppeyCrossing]

@emilyadadams YAY! :) xxxx

[Sheppey Crossing @SheppeyCrossing]

@emilyadadams As you're my only follower, we should be besties :)

[Sheppey Crossing @SheppeyCrossing]

Nothing to do with me! "@HR_channelports: Update: A249 | Kent | Northbound | Incident, road closed. http://t.co/KyF1GR5OwQ"

[Sheppey Crossing @SheppeyCrossing]

@emilyadadams Sorry about that!

[Sheppey Crossing @SheppeyCrossing]

Success! 35 days without any massive pile ups. Getting good at this.

[Sheppey Crossing @SheppeyCrossing]

Rush hour tickles.

[Sheppey Crossing @SheppeyCrossing]

I'm windy today.

[Sheppey Crossing @SheppeyCrossing]

I think you're cute too @Camperaimxx, but I'm a bridge, I'm not sure that things could work out between us.

[Sheppey Crossing @SheppeyCrossing]

No multi-car pile ups today. Nope. 32 days gigantic crash free!