Shepherd Schmidt

[Shepherd Schmidt @SheppyShep13]

Next living thing I have to name, whether child or pet, is getting the name Maclunky.

[Shepherd Schmidt @SheppyShep13]

Stealing a body art idea from Bell: "A tattooed tween listening to the bands Tatu and Ween on Tattoine...."

[Shepherd Schmidt @SheppyShep13]

@TheKateMulgrew Hello, I have a friend who lost everything in the fires in Oregon last month. She's a HUGE fan of yours, from Trek and stage. She had your autographed photo hanging on her wall. Anything we can do to help? LLaP

[Connor Ratliff 🎭 @connorratliff]

Scumbag @DonaldJTrumpJr hunted and killed an endangered sheep and then got permission after the fact, which should deeply concern the endangered sheep who are currently serving as GOP members of Congress.

[Oregon Shakespeare Festival @osfashland]

TFW you’re kicking off the weekend & Donor Member Presale on the same day. #OSF2018 #TGIF #LoveTheatre #Pandamonium

[Shepherd Schmidt @SheppyShep13]

@connorratliff @ucbtny @Andy_Bustillos @kelseyNOTgramer We used to have viewing parties years ago. Been wanting for a new season almost as badly as Barton Fink 2

[Shepherd Schmidt @SheppyShep13]

@JeffFalzone This was what I did today while you were meeting Deniro.

[Shepherd Schmidt @SheppyShep13]

Resolution Complete! I dreamed it and it came true! @JeffFalzone @Ashlandbardman

[Shepherd Schmidt @SheppyShep13]

#ourbox PDX Magnus

[Shepherd Schmidt @SheppyShep13]

#ourbox

[Shepherd Schmidt @SheppyShep13]

@TheRealDick3 And who but Rumour, who but only I,
Make fearful musters and prepar'd covfefe

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

#TrumpCare not #AHCA. #TrumpCare not #AHCA. From now on you call it #TrumpCare not #AHCA. Staple it to his stupid fucking forehead forever.

[Shepherd Schmidt @SheppyShep13]

@BillNye ContraSheption? Really, I'm having enough trouble with the ladies as it is, Bill. srslytho, all about #zeropopulationgrowth

[Shepherd Schmidt @SheppyShep13]

@TheRealDick3 Was that you talking to Lady Anne at the funeral? Too soon!

[Shepherd Schmidt @SheppyShep13]

@paulscheer I just want a Quint of my own.

[Shepherd Schmidt @SheppyShep13]

@ChrisGethard That Gif on FB saved me twice today. Thank you thank you for sharing your light.

[Shepherd Schmidt @SheppyShep13]

@tommychong Praise the lord and pass the marijuana.

[Shepherd Schmidt @SheppyShep13]

@connorratliff 101 in Ashland, I'm doing a great impression of a puddle of sweat and misery.

[Shepherd Schmidt @SheppyShep13]

I've lasted over 10 years without anyone noticing I've been saying "...this is Shepherd, how may I Hell pew?" mwahahaha