Sheriff Garris

Forest Green lawman. Father to a smart-mouthing teenage daughter. I iron punks.

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@JmJamesmadden @campbloodpod @CrystalLakeCop He'll come to understand how we run things in FOREST GREEN quick enough.

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@CrystalLakeCop What, the Chief? I run shit now, Dorf.

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That's what's known in the books as screwin' the pooch. https://t.co/4DlDI4szpp

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What's the worse that could happen?
#TommyJarvisThursday

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And what did I get for it? Giggles and a soft pretzel. No Megan, thank YOU. https://t.co/fQlRzhvdSs

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Dude turned himself into a human folding chair for his baby girl. Happy #FathersDay, @SheriffGarris.

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@alexidonovan @AJLeatherman @realchiefbrody Not a lot of people know this, but I'm a bit of a jewelry nut, and Tommy's would make a nice pair of earrings.

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Don't forget to buckle up.

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A big thank you from the Forest Green Police Department to anyone who does take the bottle off his hands for the day. The last call we a got on Martin stumbling home had him tripped up by an inner tube and slipping into a pool. Apparently booze is buoyant. https://t.co/COq3k8J4I5

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Is Kathleen busy? Asking for a friend.
#MartinMonday

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Look, I said I was sorry for what happened to the kid years ago, but now I just feel like an asshole. https://t.co/sKytkU3cak

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At my signal, unleash hell.
#TommyJarvisThursday

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@DrSamLoomis1031 For once, we agree on somethin', Doc.

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@BrackAttack78 What happens in Haddonfield stays in Haddonfield. Except Loomis. That shit'll come back with you.

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How the hell do you not go ape on this guy, @BrackAttack78? https://t.co/Xljt5Md69H

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@JmJamesmadden I'll let it slide. This time. Don't make me iron ya, kid.

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Woulda been nice if someone had told me that Jason doesn't harm children. Maybe I wouldn't have to visit a chiropractor five times a week.
#WednesdayWisdom

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@JmJamesmadden Don't get technical on me, kid. I went there to ensure the safety of the children, and once he went after my little girl...it was go time.

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Goddamn it, she's talkin' to that Jarvis kid, again. I was gonna call that clinic and have them collect his sorry ass, but I don't want him around here any longer poisoning my daughter or anyone else with his warped sense of humor! @sportofacting...let's ride! https://t.co/H0aSERsac5

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Oh, hi!
#MeganMonday

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One of my daughter's friends just asked if he could borrow my cuffs because he was goin' huntin' for things "that go bump in the night." I don't know what has more holes in 'em, the jeans or his head.

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Horrible images that are impossible to unsee. ...All that popcorn, gone to waste.

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@DrSamLoomis1031 I wouldn't exactly say you're leadin' the league in walkin' away. Have some self-awareness, Doc.

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So I bend over backwards for my daughter. What of it? https://t.co/HKjJwMDA47

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For a good time flick filled with laughs, Kagen, Cooke and Mathews absolutely nailed the best scene from Jason Lives.
#TommyJarvisThursday

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