A big thank you from the Forest Green Police Department to anyone who does take the bottle off his hands for the day. The last call we a got on Martin stumbling home had him tripped up by an inner tube and slipping into a pool. Apparently booze is buoyant. https://t.co/COq3k8J4I5
Woulda been nice if someone had told me that Jason doesn't harm children. Maybe I wouldn't have to visit a chiropractor five times a week.
#WednesdayWisdom
@JmJamesmadden Don't get technical on me, kid. I went there to ensure the safety of the children, and once he went after my little girl...it was go time.
Goddamn it, she's talkin' to that Jarvis kid, again. I was gonna call that clinic and have them collect his sorry ass, but I don't want him around here any longer poisoning my daughter or anyone else with his warped sense of humor! @sportofacting...let's ride! https://t.co/H0aSERsac5
One of my daughter's friends just asked if he could borrow my cuffs because he was goin' huntin' for things "that go bump in the night." I don't know what has more holes in 'em, the jeans or his head.