Sheriff

Sheriff here. I’m the law in Radiator Springs. Bessie is my best friend. I haven’t had sex in 30 years. *Parody*

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The track is always lit

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@craig_capt82179 This will play.

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Sally Carrera accuses Lily Phillips of stealing her idea to sleep with 100 men in a day.

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Merry Christmas children

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Cars 4 Concept Trailer

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Life could be dream

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Yeah I’d go five-hole on him

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

KACHOW ⚡️

Vladimir Galkin, goalie for Avtomobilist of the KHL is rocking some Lightning McQueen pads for the upcoming season 😂

(via @HockeyNewsHub)

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Now that likes are private you can finally like this

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I should be receiving lots of Father’s Day messages today

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@dochudson_ Sheriff

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Good morning

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@dochudson_ No.

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@PapoCocheChulo It’s a fucking disaster

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@PapoCocheChulo Hola amigo

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Minorities love me

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@rdoodler17 How many more you need

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Haven’t posted Cars porn in awhile