Allie Holmes

📍NASH

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Just letting everyone know I’m reading a book right now. I also drank 7 glasses of water yesterday. Im not saying explicitly that I’m a better person than you, but it is heavily heavily implied. Heaven is going to be awesome!

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Microdosing hell by being aware and literate

[Penguin Books USA @penguinusa]

Don't let anyone talk you out of buying that 1 book at the bookstore. Those 3 books could be the most life-changing 10 books you've ever gotten.

[🤍 @dumbassghoul]

to kill a WHAT????

[reversecowgirl69 @botticellibimbo]

well clearly it’s a sign the world tour was ruined

[Melech. @MelechThomas]

George Washington looking up from Hell shaking his head smh

[Simon Warren @100Climbs]

The saying "It's a marathon, not a sprint" no longer has any meaning. The marathon is a sprint, time for a longer event.

[Alyssa 🌻 @alyssaleann]

stick season was a sort of tender reflection on ambition and leaving your home, wrapped in complicated feelings about your family and the place you came from

and the great divide is a few years after leaving, realizing you don't belong there anymore and that those people might love you, but they don't like you or want you to succeed, and maybe you can't fix that

which... haha. fml.

[Noah Kahan Archive @KahanArchive]

LYRIC OF THE YEAR IS HERE

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

This album is for anyone who waits for folks to exit the elevator before trying to barge in. If you barge in this album is not for you and only my song hurt somebody is yours to listen to

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

Oh you’re Catholic and you disagree with the Pope? Maybe you should make a list of all the things you disagree with. Really dig deep, make it a nice long list. 95 seems like a good number. And then post that list somewhere he can see it, like maybe nailed to a church door.

[The Goddamned Penguin @who_shot_jgr]

writing an e-mail and getting a prompt from AI "this sentence could be more concise"

no. i am verbose. i am loquacious. i am long-winded and often redundant even. you machine, do not tell me how to form my words

[Hassan @hassaninexile]

God forbid some of us are literate and know how to use the oxford comma.

[Kevin Labresh @kevin_212]

Me: “OMG Barkley is on!!”

Normal person: “The what?”

Me: “It’s this crazy race in TN that only 20 ppl have finished in 40 years.”

Normal person: “Wow, are you gonna watch?”

Me: “You don’t watch, you follow some guy’s Twitter!”

Normal person….

#barkleyconversations #bm100

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

The European mind can’t comprehend slightly prophetic groundhogs

[Matthew Cappucci @MatthewCappucci]

Why are we buying bread and milk?

Get wine. And chocolate cake. Maybe some Oreos. Do this winter storm right.

[ash MET THE 118 🚒 // liam 🕊️ @buddiestiel]

“oxford comma is a big sign of ai” you can pry the oxford comma out of my cold dead hands idc i will never stop using her

[Barrett Adair @barrettadair]

americans: we cannot afford healthcare, housing, or groceries

trump:

[yz ☆ @everhero13]

if spotify wrapped calls me a pink pilates princess again this year i might genuinely kill myself

[Vonn @itsthewealth4me]

Critical thinking