Sherlock Holmes

The name is Sherlock Holmes. I'm a consulting detective who is sarcastic, jumps from rooftops and spends a majority of time in my mind palace...

[Sherlock Holmes @SherlockReal]

I can be such a troll... John loves it really #ILive

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I've reached 1000 followers! John is a bit jealous #LookWhoHasFriendsNow

[Sherlock Holmes @SherlockReal]

Went to The Hobbit premiere tonight. Good, although I think Bilbo needs a dynamic and enigmatic friend. Maybe the dragon will fill that void

[Sherlock Holmes @SherlockReal]

#YouCantBeTakenSeriouslyIf you wear Christmas antlers- some things are best left to the imagination.

[Sherlock Holmes @SherlockReal]

Mrs Hudson gave me and John 'His and Hers' jumpers. I don't know what she's implying.

[Sherlock Holmes @SherlockReal]

#MyOctoberWish for Anderson to stop lowering everyone's IQ

[Sherlock Holmes @SherlockReal]

Don't be boring. Alternatively, a nice murder #WaysToMakeMeSmile

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Why isn't everyone tweeting 'Sherlock was a fake' for #liesyouthoughtweretrue ?

[Sherlock Holmes @SherlockReal]

What a charming and intelligent young man Anderson is #ThingsNobodyWouldSay

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John dragged me out for a cultural day in London. It was good. (But a complex murder is still the best form of art)

[Sherlock Holmes @SherlockReal]

People like Rileyy_69 and Anderson lower the IQ of the planet -SH

[MOVED TO ULTIUCK @eIderscroll]

#MentionSomeoneHandsome @SherlockReal

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A murder case called me to Cyprus for two weeks. John said he wanted to help, but spent the whole two weeks on a sun lounger #slacker

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'Whovian' is being added to the Oxford Dictionary. Excuse me, but why not add 'Sherlockian' too! -SH

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Had a really tedious case today. It's going to take weeks to get all this peanut butter out my hair -SH

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John's just put a candle on the table. I think he's trying to make our meal romantic #awkward -SH

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John and I went on an outing to Frankenstein. Quite fascinating and brilliant -SH

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I am in the Evening Standard tonight. It said brainy is the new sexy. Quite correct. -SH

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@watsonjohnh I still don't care if they think I'm impolite or not. John you have all the manners needed for this teamwork -S

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@watsonjohnh Just being me John. -S