Wimpy 🍁

Kijana Legit

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Argentina against England

[Thabang @Thabang10281]

The alcohol won't buy itself.

[T-Bg @_iamtbag]

Me thinking of completely something else while I'm being talked to

[PreacherKid 🇰🇪🇬🇧 @ItsGregy_]

Naamka napata Mpesa message and suddenly life is worth living. Mtu asikuambie money is not everything, actually it is, most of times Hata haikuwangi depression ni kusota.

[kokii🦋 @kokiimichii]

Me to my gallery after my wifi subscription is due and i don’t have data bundles.😭😂

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Kudate msichana wa group of schools nayo ni stress ajab.... relationship within week 1 ishaakunywa maji juu ya language barrier 😂💔

[Levi$🧠 @ItsLeecapalot]

when bro throws "no wonder hauna dem" mid argument 😂😭😭

[Kijana ya PresidenT™️ @Mirema_world]

one thing about me is I won't be on time, but I'll always show up

[L3wi.s @Mnauwoo]

misunderstanding kidogo ushaclear chats na kudelete namba,,,,kwa ndoa si utachoma nyumba😂

[LANDLORD🇰🇪 @bozgabi]

Wanaume tunakuaga na priorities funny sana ,my boy alipata job last month sai amerent a bedsitter na akabuy TCL 55 inch lakini hana sufuria kwa nyumba😂😂

[Butcher🐐 @MOB_gathinji]

Morning boner inawaguzia tweets za good morning na hamjui

[DOLL❤️ @renamitchy]

Men, swallow your pride, watch p0rn and learn new styles. Wtf is missionary for 6 hours 😑

[Kamba boy🇰🇪 @maundu001]

Poverty is disgusting unaweza pata ata ukona talent ya ice skating lakini ju ya umaskini hujui😭

[Kinara💲♻️ @kinara_69]

"Niwashie hotspot tuulize chatgpt hizi symptoms zako"...😂

[Levi$🧠 @ItsLeecapalot]

Leo nimeteka Antoine Griezmann huku Zimmerman

[OPUK™ @ItsOpuk]

"afande nisaidie simu nione hiyo mchango imefika wapi"

[Kijana ya Misa🇰🇪 @kijana_misa]

"Nasikia hata day school zinachoma buana, sisi ndo waoga tu."

[OPUK™ @ItsOpuk]

Other employees: Dear HR, there's no single matatu or cab coming to town today

That one mf snitch employee:

[Jay @KijanaYaMowlem]

Masaa ni ya kuanua mnyama na kuingia carwash. Hio tabia ya kuhike fare ovyo ovyo mimi nmekataa.