Sheyla Corry

I put a truly humiliating amount of effort into crafting tweets that, if I'm very lucky, a dozen people will see.

[Sheyla Corry @SheylaCorry_]

Whew 😅

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

'Euphoria' Is Officially Over — Show Ends With Season 3, HBO Confirms https://t.co/ihLUxESAnk

[Sheyla Corry @SheylaCorry_]

Respectfully @HBO, what the FUCK do you mean “more to come” ???

#euphoria

[Sheyla Corry @SheylaCorry_]

Do you hear that, guy at the elevator bank of Montefiore Medical Center in the Bronx today at 2 pm? Do not even THINK about listening to this album. It is NOT for you.

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

This album is for anyone who waits for folks to exit the elevator before trying to barge in. If you barge in this album is not for you and only my song hurt somebody is yours to listen to

[Sheyla Corry @SheylaCorry_]

I haven't actually heard this song since 2003 and yet still, to this day, it gets stuck in my head at least once a month.

[Rod Nez Movies @rodnezmovies]

25 years ago, the A Teens released 'Upside Down'

[Sheyla Corry @SheylaCorry_]

@WeBleedBlueNYC Raddysh

[Sheyla Corry @SheylaCorry_]

The best thing about this exchange is that I can simply post this screenshot with 0 context and every single one of you will get it.

[Sheyla Corry @SheylaCorry_]

Hey, @Disney, how did you bend over without a spine?

P.S. You should probably add “fascism” as an option on this list. It’ll probably be very useful for people to have in the coming days.

✌️

#FuckFascism #FuckDisney #BoycottDisney

[Sheyla Corry @SheylaCorry_]

What a terrible way to learn that Charlie Kirk was younger than me.

[Sheyla Corry @SheylaCorry_]

This is haunting #BB27

[Sheyla Corry @SheylaCorry_]

@McDonalds Great, now put honey mustard on it

[Sheyla Corry @SheylaCorry_]

This is the most delusional Ace has been since he said he was 5’10” #LoveIslandUSA

[Sheyla Corry @SheylaCorry_]

Amaya is Amber Gilling this thing all the way home #LoveIslandUSA

[Sana @sanaravishing]

Amaya Papaya has officially reached a MILLION followers on Instagram! Becoming the 3rd islander to reach a million this season and she did this without a handler! Sis is TAKING IT

#LoveIslandUSA

[Sheyla Corry @SheylaCorry_]

@ReddCinema No, I just don't trust myself not to lose my entire life to it

[Sheyla Corry @SheylaCorry_]

@loveislandusa I think you might be the only one

[Sheyla Corry @SheylaCorry_]

He’s gonna try to smoke it, isn’t he?

[DailyRapFacts @DailyRapFacts]

Snoop Dogg is carrying the Olympic torch through Paris before the opening ceremony 🇺🇸

[Sheyla Corry @SheylaCorry_]

@camsamantha In light of recent events, I’m gonna have to unlike this. It was nice while it lasted, guys ✌️

[Sheyla Corry @SheylaCorry_]

@jules_su Having a president who is not awake every day honestly sounds really nice at this point

[Sheyla Corry @SheylaCorry_]

@nickgnarley Where are the posts for the dozen terrible calls you made prior to this one?

[Sheyla Corry @SheylaCorry_]

@nickgnarley Still waiting for my cut

[Sheyla Corry @SheylaCorry_]

@EmpireStateBldg @NYIslanders With the #NYR literally half a mile away? This building ain't loyal.