𝙰𝙼͟𝙴͟𝚁͟𝙸͟𝙲͟𝙰͟'𝚂 𝙴𝙶͟𝙶͟𝙿͟𝙻͟𝙰͟𝙽͟𝚃.

as ugly as it is, this is a parody role-playing page. i’m unaffiliated with captain america, marvel or chris evans.

[𝙰𝙼͟𝙴͟𝚁͟𝙸͟𝙲͟𝙰͟'𝚂 𝙴𝙶͟𝙶͟𝙿͟𝙻͟𝙰͟𝙽͟𝚃. @shieldctrl]

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big dick ﹠̲ old man privilege.
selective ﹠̲ ﹠̲ lewd.
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[𝙰𝙼͟𝙴͟𝚁͟𝙸͟𝙲͟𝙰͟'𝚂 𝙴𝙶͟𝙶͟𝙿͟𝙻͟𝙰͟𝙽͟𝚃. @shieldctrl]

. ₊˚✧ — - - hark, the star is born.
𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗩𝗘 𝗥𝗢𝗚𝗘𝗥𝗦 ; former asthmatic ﹠̲ current centennial man.

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ… 𝓈𝒽𝒶𝓇𝑜𝓃 . @mutedivory]

https://t.co/EKNq38CSUx

[𝙰𝙼͟𝙴͟𝚁͟𝙸͟𝙲͟𝙰͟'𝚂 𝙴𝙶͟𝙶͟𝙿͟𝙻͟𝙰͟𝙽͟𝚃. @shieldctrl]

/ hwa… HELLO.ᐣ! i’d have called the fire department, fbi, nature preserve… SOMEBODY

[𝙰𝙼͟𝙴͟𝚁͟𝙸͟𝙲͟𝙰͟'𝚂 𝙴𝙶͟𝙶͟𝙿͟𝙻͟𝙰͟𝙽͟𝚃. @shieldctrl]

@atomarrange / apparently this just happened to someone on my tl… didn’t reply for like a day and was spammed and assaulted with dick pics. stay safe out there kween

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[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ⌗ ┆ 𝒮꩜𝘜𝘛𝘏𝘌𝘙𝘕 𝐵𝘌𝘓𝘓𝘌 ₊ ˚ @untovchds]

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‧₊˚彡 𝒜𝘯𝘯𝘢 ╱ 𝑀𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘦 ˚⟡

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[𝙰𝙼͟𝙴͟𝚁͟𝙸͟𝙲͟𝙰͟'𝚂 𝙴𝙶͟𝙶͟𝙿͟𝙻͟𝙰͟𝙽͟𝚃. @shieldctrl]

@lustatlaw @starrtits / 🎺 rest in peace 🪦

[𝙰𝙼͟𝙴͟𝚁͟𝙸͟𝙲͟𝙰͟'𝚂 𝙴𝙶͟𝙶͟𝙿͟𝙻͟𝙰͟𝙽͟𝚃. @shieldctrl]

the jokes write themselves.

[‍ ‍𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐭 ‍𝐚𝐫𝐜͟𝐡͟𝐞𝐫. ‍ @lavenderaim]

please, nobody break in today. i need a day off from crime. i’ve earned it.

[۟ @psiplaps]

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