SHIELD Stats

Agents of SHIELD Statistics that are totally accurate. Totally. Co-owned by @GlitterQuake, and their super splenda daddy partner in crime @PrinceMikeVG

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Statistics show if you harass Coulson fans because of his death, you’re 100% not a true fan, because in their time of pain should come together. Not boycott and bully them out of the fandom.

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There’s a 69,000% chance Melinda May and Phil Coulson are the two sexiest people alive.

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Statistics show that 40% of us are bored to death, 10% are still crying about the season finale, and 50% are trying to invent ways to time travel to #AgentsofSHIELD season sex, because we thirsty af still.

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We wonder if Philinda have gone though more than 69% of their Condom supply. 🤔

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100% of us Agents are currently trying to invent a time machine to skip to Agents of SHIELD S6 next year.

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There’s a 96% chance that Phil and Melinda are happy, finally relaxing and taking it easy. Switch those numbers around and then 69% of us know they are going absolutely crazy.

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And 69% of us know they’re parasailing right now into the sunset. 😏 https://t.co/9GY009X4zK

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Statistics show 99.9% of you are amazing and fantastic people. The other .1% are the same. You’re all incredible people

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We at SHIELDStats believe this statistic. We may or may not be looking at her beauty still.
Those other 1% don’t exist. https://t.co/7Fkhbjtq0t

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We got 99(%)problems but Coulson dying ain’t 1(%).

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Hey @chloebennet! Sorry to hear that you’re hurt & can’t make the comic con in Paris. Your health is extremely important, & I sincerely hope you get well soon and have a healthy recovery.

Remember why I got this tattoo, fight like a girl and stay strong

From - @GlitterQuake

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100% of us in the fandom wish @chloebennet a speedy recovery. We the fans are sending all the love possible to make you smile, and understand you need to heal!
Keep being the awesome inspiration you are to everyone! ❤️#HugsForChloe

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Statistics show there’s a 40% chance that some kind of wind is blowing in Tahiti. That makes the 60% chance of parasailing that more erotic.

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There’s a 14% chance that Bobbi and Hunter are okay, a 6% chance Hunter is in trouble.. Again, 30% chance the team is in space right now, and a 50% chance Philinda are passed out on their bed after parasailing ALL NIGHT LONG.

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Statistics show that 100% of Season SEX needs to have the return of Bobbi and Hunter, casually walking on Tahiti to Phil and Melinda making out, with Hunters face shocked.

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Robin-“He was supposed to put the pieces together.”
Daisy-“Not everything works out how we want it, he taught me that.”
May-“He’s a strong person but even he couldn’t do it..
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Phil-“I suck at puzzle pieces guys, stop making fun of me, especially you May! You’re my wife!”

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100% of us are currently missing Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D

100% of us are also sobbing because we still have a year till season 6

#AgentsofSHIELD

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100% of statistics show, that Philinda sex statistics are the sexiest of statistics.

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@JenPhillips721 It’s appalling and all it’s doing is lowkey attacking others, and we at SS don’t like it.

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Statistics show 100% of those ‘Unpopular opinion’ threads are formed to cause drama.