Shift Widow

Other Half (OH) drives a truck with blue flashing lights. Sometimes that's tough to live with.

[Steve H @acmedic884]

When I die, I'm going to be buried in a coffin with a spring loaded bottom and lots of confetti. Some archeologist is gonna have a fun day!

[Shift Widow @ShiftWidow]

Why is it some people call am ambulance because they've swallowed a fly and others don't when they are having an embolism? #brokensocitey

[Shift Widow @ShiftWidow]

Right I don't understand why Chief Constables quitting is so prominent in the news. Are they leaving because of the commissioners? #confused

[Shift Widow @ShiftWidow]

Screw the deep emotional turmoil. I'm so hungry IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD*!

*might be a slight exaggeration

[Shift Widow @ShiftWidow]

@Joeynoble oh bugger

[Shift Widow @ShiftWidow]

@Joeynoble some days just get you. Hug

[Shift Widow @ShiftWidow]

@TopCatRS Yes!

[Shift Widow @ShiftWidow]

In other news if my Police Commissioner doesn't turn out to be Bat man I want my ballot paper back.

[Shift Widow @ShiftWidow]

I always thought I was stronger than this. #shiftwidow

[Shift Widow @ShiftWidow]

Being a #shiftwidow means being in your own, which is hard, but it also makes sharing stuff difficult which is harder. #shiftworkissues

[Dr Helgi @doctorhelgi]

Being a lean organisation is a good thing, but there comes a point when we become too lean & the service falls over during high demand #NHS

[Shift Widow @ShiftWidow]

Late shift finishes and partners who do not wake cheerful don't mix well. #bigoldgrumpyface

[Shift Widow @ShiftWidow]

I have nothing this morning. That is all.

[London Ambulance Service @Ldn_Ambulance]

Our ambulance pullers on Mare St. Another 11-and-a-half miles to go to White City! #ChildrenInNeed

[Shift Widow @ShiftWidow]

Sort of feel that higher voter number but all with spoilt papers might have said more about #PCCelections but you can't have it all.

[Shift Widow @ShiftWidow]

So the BBC had paid off McAlpine. Lets hope the focus goes back to the real issues now.

[Shift Widow @ShiftWidow]

I'm staring to think shift work would be better than trying to log on to this piece of crap computer.

[Shift Widow @ShiftWidow]

@severedelays *jealous face*

[Shift Widow @ShiftWidow]

I do not cope well with uncertainty, shift work is no conducive to reducing my stress levels. #shiftworkissues

[Shift Widow @ShiftWidow]

Shift work sucks. That's all I've got this morning. #shiftworkissues