Shi i am

Marketing bird | Pizza over salad | Lover of literature | Food aficionado | I prefer my puns intended

[Shi i am @ShihamJaffer]

@UrbanLo Even when stages are reduced, it’s like we’re on tenterhooks and disbelieving. Displaying gratitude for 8 hours of outage daily instead of 12. Stockholm syndrome.

[Shi i am @ShihamJaffer]

@Abramjee Is that Scooby Doo?

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@Kawsar_Ai These are not offered by Oxford University, it’s a separate entity called Oxford Home Study Centre unrelated the University

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@Manifest_Lord I feel attacked 😂

[Shi i am @ShihamJaffer]

I want a 'soft girl' lifestyle. I want to do pilates daily & spend time in the sauna. I want to grow plants. I want to nurture my soul through reading Quran. I want to nourish my body with healthy, nutritious foods. I want to spend unhurried time with fam & friends.A soft life 🌺

[Shi i am @ShihamJaffer]

@mpho_shami Gosh, I was so close to getting the X70 Plus. Not a good idea you say?

[Mercedes-AMG PETRONAS F1 Team @MercedesAMGF1]

Imagine… Thank You, Lewis

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

If you think that squirrel is bad you should see Gaza.

[Shi i am @ShihamJaffer]

@TiffanyFong_ It’s the way

That he speaks

With

Pauses

In between

(If you read this in his voice in your head, you’ll know what I mean) 🤣

[Shi i am @ShihamJaffer]

@Rushtush Except with zionists, then we can fight 😂🤣

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@elonmusk 🤣🤣🤣

[Suppressed News. @SuppressedNws]

⚡️BREAKING: Over 20 different violent airstrikes by “Israel” all around the suburbs of Beirut, Lebanon.

This is a massacre being committed while the world remains silent.

[Shi i am @ShihamJaffer]

@LibyaLiberty Evidently 😠

[Shi i am @ShihamJaffer]

أَلا إِنَّهُمْ هُمُ الْمُفْسِدُونَ وَلَـكِن لاَّ يَشْعُرُونَ
Verily they are the ones who make mischief, but they perceive not. The hypocrites' behavior, and their claim that its for peace, is itself mischief, though in their ignorance, they do not see it as mischief. Al Baqarah

[Halal Nation @HalalNation_]

The Quran is The Truth 🖤

[Shi i am @ShihamJaffer]

@RoryPetzer We rise on a point of order 😂

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Maybe @CNN @washingtonpost @FoxNews et al didn’t mention the attempted assassination because they hadn’t seen it yet on @X 🤭🤷🏽‍♀️ 🙅🏽‍♀️🤣Thanks @elonmusk and @X for actual freedom of speech

[Shi i am @ShihamJaffer]

I’ve personally been holding off from ordering on @Sixty60_Tweets on account of the weather (I order at least 2 times a week 🤭). Thanks for the consideration given to your hardworking drivers @Sixty60_Tweets. We appreciate you and see your humanity 🫶🏽

[TrafficSA @TrafficSA]

Cape Town - Storm surge: Bikini Beach at Gordon's Bay

[Geordin Hill-Lewis @geordinhl]

The Liesbeek, Lotus and Eerste Rivers have all begun to burst their banks.

Please stay away from fast flowing water and immediately report any life threatening situations to the City’s emergency call centre.

@CityofCT

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Hi @TAKEALOT

I literally spend thousands at @TAKEALOT, more often than I should. I’m a loyal customer. But recently I purchased items 1 May & received someone else’s order entirely! Which was then collected from my but my missing items were never refunded and NO ONE replies!

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@7MohammedKhaled 🍉