shaq’s 📠

[shaq’s 📠 @Shikayaa]

xoxo

[shaq’s 📠 @Shikayaa]

the crazy thing is it was either tweet whatever comes to my brain ORRRR hop on ig live for hours because i’m on bed rest!!!! i chose this because i thought no one was here😮‍💨

[shaq’s 📠 @Shikayaa]

well turns out i still have fans which is crazy because i haven’t been active in FOREVERRRR anyways i’m so sorry friends for these next couple months 😭

[shaq’s 📠 @Shikayaa]

@theotherstoof what are you doing here i thought i was alone

[shaq’s 📠 @Shikayaa]

none of my friends use twitter anymore so i’m really going treat this app as a post op diary

[shaq’s 📠 @Shikayaa]

i’m not a pill popper just a post op patient 🤭

[shaq’s 📠 @Shikayaa]

trying a new combo and taking my morphine with diet coke to see if it changes the flavour

[Shirl @justjackmate]

Going “ooo tough man with your little Stanley knife” after you’ve had a knife pulled on you is sooooooooo

[Drizzy @Drake]

And on the off chance that Metro Boomin doesn't trust you...well...

[trash jones @jzux]

i am no longer available for work. i am only available for hijinks and antics and impish delights

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

the government accidentally did the funniest thing possible

[Niamh🥀 (Fan Acc) 𐚁🐊 @msyonceslay]

That time Beyoncé attended the tour of the industry’s greatest artist and performer of all time.

[gaz @gazpachomachine]

no one here knows I eat food in the shower