Shi ☀️

[jay 🍉 @wasteofurfaith]

wanted a femininomenon got a feloninomenon instead

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

they should invent an election where you watch the results and don’t want to kiII yourself

[🦋 Manson Infowars 💖 ✨ @MansonInfoWars]

Rape allegations really “ruin a man’s life” and yet you can still become president of the United States of America 🇺🇸.

[Shi ☀️ @Shikid17]

And any minority

[alex @aloomf]

the only thing america hates more than a rapist is a woman

[m 🧚🏻‍♀️ @spelunky_]

trump supporters are always like “i hope you don’t hate me because of who i voted for” but based on who you voted for, i’m pretty sure you hate me

[cloak @cloakbrand]

Who up Majoring they Ursa

[Shi ☀️ @Shikid17]

@markiplier Are we finally through "the final stretch"?!

[Fall Out Boy @falloutboy]

thanks for coming along for the ride ❤️

[Uli @uli_est]

#StardewValley

[Violet ✨ @thatnerdviolet]

I don’t want to girl boss anymore. I want to play Stardew Valley for 18 hours straight and poison the town soup with the Mayor’s underpants.

[AquariussOfficial @OfficiaIAqua]

waiting for stardew valley 1.6 update

im ready to move to grandpas old farm

[ayemanda! 🪐🐌🌻 @itsayemanda]

I was not meant for a 9-5 I was meant to inherit my grandfather’s overgrown farm, date 8 townsfolk at the same time, fight bats in the local mines, and look for the mayor’s lost underpants while sabotaging the local capitalist’s evil corporation 😔

[dalia☕️ comms open! @cozydalia]

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[Watcher @wearewatcher]

It was serious for him

[Nerd Girl Says @Rachael_Conrad]

Millennials at social gatherings

[faiza 🩵 @cleantayversion]

when two strangers interrupt your game and claim they’re your best friends (you lost your memories) #PercyJacksonAndTheOlympians

[cam @CameronSilas]

“she met a pinecone’s fate” might actually be the craziest thing percy has ever said like this is why people were trying to dunk ur head in a toilet

[lys 🪼 (percameth withdrawals) @PerseusJackssn]

“i am a 24 year old teenage boy”