The Tax Payer

Food and beverage is my proffesion, Eating is my side hustle,I am visious minded, And A husband 2 b in future..

[The Tax Payer @Shillingionare]

#BettyWedsDennis Its ooraiit ..Me nangoja kuonekaniwa tu.

[The Tax Payer @Shillingionare]

Why most relationships fail in Kenya is due to
language barriers. One speaks English/Swahili
,the other is fluent in lies."

[The Tax Payer @Shillingionare]

Msidharau wagema na ulevi ungalipo

[The Tax Payer @Shillingionare]

Madem wamebleach hawaeki #tbt

[The Tax Payer @Shillingionare]

Moses kuria mkienda nayeye dowry negotiations
alafu aongeee
mnaambiwa dont call us we will call you

[The Tax Payer @Shillingionare]

Hawa prefects waliokuwa wanatuandika noise
makers kisha wanaandika ×3, hiyo upuzi
ilikuwa inamaanisha umeongea words tatu?
Ama

[The Tax Payer @Shillingionare]

Niggars cant aford to take their girls on a
1k date cause they re busy buying clothes n
sneakers to impress other niggas.

[The Tax Payer @Shillingionare]

The only tym al chase after a lady its the time
she has stolen my wallet or phone

[The Tax Payer @Shillingionare]

Machali handsome mostly hawananga kakitu.
-overheard

[The Tax Payer @Shillingionare]

@nancynash2006 hahah my biggest suspect

[The Tax Payer @Shillingionare]

THAT moment unainspect pockets b4 u do
laundry ..then all u get is A POKE. from a
TOOTHPICK! !!.... #msoto

[The Tax Payer @Shillingionare]

Jobless Kenyans to Pay Teachers` #senseLESS
walai'

[The Tax Payer @Shillingionare]

#KenyanShortStories K

[The Tax Payer @Shillingionare]

# KenyanShortStories K

[The Tax Payer @Shillingionare]

A GIRL becomes a WOMAN
when she stops treating MEN like SPONSERS.

[The Tax Payer @Shillingionare]

A pregnant prostitute is a good example of
business failure...

[The Tax Payer @Shillingionare]

@smusyoka @shengnation cool if they cant reach us..though shit freaked me out. Am a soda fun. Thanx in advance

[The Tax Payer @Shillingionare]

@shengnation @ma3route @smusyoka From India bt products might have reached us. Just Caution.

[The Tax Payer @Shillingionare]

wtf #KOT #Alert! Now second generation sodas have been on sale. Kwisha sisi #AmDoneTakingSodas @Ma3Route