Shimi Weiss

[Shimi Weiss @ShimiTheFish]

Soooo now @americanair is splitting up spouses (who booked seats together) and telling them they can sit together if they EACH pay an extra $150. Reaching whole new levels of extortion. Wow.

[Shimi Weiss @ShimiTheFish]

@benandjerrys “So to help the Palestinian people, we will stop selling our ice cream to Palestinians. Oh, and also fire all the Palestinian workers in the factory. That should help too.” #benandjerrys #sosmrt

[Robbie Strazynski @cardplayerlife]

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[Robbie Strazynski @cardplayerlife]

My buddy @ShimiTheFish is still alive in WSOP Online Summer Series Event #71: The Big 50.

3,350 players are left (out of over 37,000) and more than half of the remaining field will make the money.

Kid's got 18 BB and a dream.

Live streaming in 1 hour at https://t.co/xivGA5kWHE

[Shimi Weiss @ShimiTheFish]

Slow burning car wrecks... 😂

[Robbie Strazynski @cardplayerlife]

My old pal @ShimiTheFish will be live streaming his play today in the 2020 WSOP Online Summer Series Event #67: $500 Limit Hold'em, on https://t.co/xivGA5Cy6e

So, if you enjoy laughing a lot and watching slow-burning car wrecks, be sure to tune in!

Action starts at 2pm Eastern.

[Shimi Weiss @ShimiTheFish]

I should feel sorry, but I'm really not... 😛 #WSOP

[Shimi Weiss @ShimiTheFish]

Shimi the Fish is coming to the 2020 WSOP!!! Thank you to all my backers! It's going to be EPIC. #WSOP #poker

[Shimi Weiss @ShimiTheFish]

Helicopter: It’s pronounced “hill-ih-cop-ter”.

This is the hill I will die on. #noregrets

[Shimi Weiss @ShimiTheFish]

@cardplayerlife @MarleCordeiro Q-6 suited??? I’d NEVER play those cards. I only raise when they’re off suit. #professionalfish

[Shimi Weiss @ShimiTheFish]

@cardplayerlife I’M SORRY. MY KID IS HAVING A BAR-MITZVA. SHEESH. 😜

[Shimi Weiss @ShimiTheFish]

@CardsChat I’d totally pick myself, and then retire from the poker scene with my million dollars.

[Shimi Weiss @ShimiTheFish]

@GISH

[Shimi Weiss @ShimiTheFish]

@Mandy22Baker

[Shimi Weiss @ShimiTheFish]

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[Shimi Weiss @ShimiTheFish]

@MirzWeiss +10 to Slytherin! Not that it matters. Dumbledore will anyways just give the House Cup to Gryffindor on the last day. #slytherinlife #whyeventrytobegood

[Shimi Weiss @ShimiTheFish]

@cardplayerlife There is no point engaging with people like that. Walk away, get in your car, then drive over them repeatedly. I’m available on Thursdays if you need help hiding a body.

[Shimi Weiss @ShimiTheFish]

@cardplayerlife @Veaner85 We’ve moved up to pneumonia. 😷

[Shimi Weiss @ShimiTheFish]

@cardplayerlife @Veaner85 @PokerNews @toppair I think @RealKidPoker might have recommended to you not to play K-8s to begin with... #themoreyouknow 😉

[Shimi Weiss @ShimiTheFish]

@cardplayerlife @Veaner85 @PokerNews @toppair @cardplayerlife - If you want to try and catch this fish you’re going to need a bigger boat. 😜

[Robbie Strazynski @cardplayerlife]

When your buddy's laid out in the hospital, you come to the rescue and play some poker... 😃