Mdara

Attorney & MD ● @MMInc_Attorneys _____________________________________________
Owner ● @Out_O_Office 🍾 || Petrolhead 💨

[KUTT THROAT⚔️ @Gatsoxo]

JHB waitresses smoke our hubbly for 10 minutes before bringing it to us

[Ngobamakhosi Mcusi © @NGOBAMAKHOS]

Ngaze ngahleka🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"Nanikuphi, when my sister cheated on gangsta from Pretoria named Makhafula, you could see he was hurting.

He arrived at home and made us stand a que, then made us explain 1 by 1 ukuthi where were we the time my sister cheated, I remember explaining that I had classes and he just said, “Okay it means wena you cheat in class”😭😭.

That time, we didn't even know about kwayona leyo relationship. He asked who do we know to be dating my sister? We didn't even answer because elders were terrified, too. Yoh!! I could see my aunt was ready to have a heart attack or stroke, while Makhafula was busy complaining that my sister was using him for money.

He then went to take the neighbors car wasifaka emotweni and drove the whole night, 9 of us inside a Tazz. We didn't even know where he was taking us to. He was just busy complaining about his relationship with my sister. He took out his gun and kept shooting up at the sky, eloko ethi, “Amasimba lawo, aning'tsheli loko, nithi why eCheata?”.

He then decided to stop the car, we couldn't even see where we were, and he said, “Can you please give me ama Hugs”. We all started hugging him. My two uncle's were even scared too, I even heard one of them saying, “Wena Makhafula, you deserve to be our son inlaw yazi. Usile marn umntwana kasisi”.

Makhafula froze up while we were comforting him, and then he suddenly forced us to get inside the car again, and he started driving again, we heard him saying “Why singavele siye kuye eDurban siyomgcwalisela?”, That time sise Mpumalanga, it’s 8 hours ukuya eDurban. He drove for 3 hours, waphinde wamisa, wathi “Eish!! ay angeke ngiyazi judger nam, let's turn back guys”. The time was 3am, we arrived at home around 6am. When he left, we had to pack our stuff and go hide for four weeks at a relative in Mamelodi. After that four weeks we decided to come back home and we found a note emnyango, “Uxolo guys! Ngingene in a wrong house, kahle kahle bengifuna umuzi wakwa Mahlangu”. Yah, ne!!, we decided ukuya kwaMahlangu, masifika we found them with big stomachs crying. We asked Bab'Mahlangu what happened, “You won't believe this, some guy Makhafula arrived wathi masipheke yonke iGrocery eseKhabhathini siyidle yonke because ingane yam ijolela indlala"- Thando Ntombenhle Ndlazi

[Mdara @Shingy_M]

@FletcherAl86003 @puremaureen Xxaaax d

[HR Sis @seyithemie]

I have a lawyer friend who earns his entire 1 month salary from a 1-hour consultation at his private practice. He has still refused to leave 9-5. 😀

[Junior @jxjx23_]

Someone challenged the constitutionality of the LPA’s provision that Attorneys with less than 3 years post admission experience cannot appear in the High Courts, the SCA and the CC. The Pretoria High Court ruled in their favour and has referred it to the Constitutional Court 🙆🏽‍♂️🙆🏽‍♂️

[☆ @Emegothefirst]

How it feels to fall asleep drunk. 😭😂

[Counsel Mokwele @RamatsobaneM]

MyS*l called his guests motherfvckers & they laughed 😭😭😭😭��

Then said fvck u man😭😭😭🤚🏾🤚🏾🤚🏾

I respect money okay😭👍🏾

[Legal Officer ☀️ @CounselAllanVic]

Having a client who is a witch is another thing I won't do again 😂.

Guy texted me that "the judge will be sick tomorrow so we don't have to go to court"
Yeah, I ignored and went, the judge was absent 😂

[Women's Legal Centre @WLCCapeTown]

1/3 From 5 to 7 May, the Pretoria High Court will hear a case on safe child relinquishment.

This is not just about children.
It is about the systemic realities that shape women’s reproductive choices.

It is time to shift the conversation
from abandonment to relinquishment.

[Thato Mashishi™ @ThatoDM]

It is imperative that we meticulously examine the practice areas into which black legal professionals are being advanced at those firms. Commercial litigation and employment cannot be the only fields demonstrating progress in this regard.

[Tumi Sole @tumisole]

#CountryDuty

President Cyril Ramaphosa has in terms of Section 175(1) appointed Advocate Tembeka Ngcukaitobi SC as an Acting Justice of the Constitutional Court from 01 June 2026 to 30 November 2026.

Well deserved congratulations to the SC!

[Tumi Sole @tumisole]

We need this matter to be live broadcast!

The biggest case by far in Mzansi.

#CountryDuty

[Pius Ekuaze @EkuazeP]

@lawrencekitema Blessings received at the prayer altar can only be sustained by staying at the prayer altar.

He will not share His glory with anyone.

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

Bro, if you once prayed for it with tears, don’t celebrate it in nightclubs and bars. Return the glory to where it belongs—you know what I’m talking about.

[SBUSISO @SbuMasang]

Bafethu are you aware that it's the World Cup in 6 weeks?

The biggest Tournament in the world and there's no hype, no song .😂😂

[☔ @Whotfismick]

if you know you know

[Mdara @Shingy_M]

😭🤣🤣

[Zikho 💜 @Zic_mabz]

Unrelated but this is why ndingamfuni umntu onomntana, the baby will do this to your man and the baby mama🤣❤️

[KARMAKHIZ @karmakhiz01]

Turned off my WhatsApp read receipts one day and never looked back.

[maMvelase ❤️ @Nocylove123]

Gents wake wajola nehlanya lentombazana that dumps you almost everytime? 😭😭

[ʙɪɢ ᴇɴᴏ @Enojnr_]

Call me weird but I use songs to measure time. Like “oh, it took me 4 songs to shower”