Ben Turner (Parody/Inactive)

Shinra Intern🔸FFVII OC🔸needs a vacation🔸 but who else is going to get Heidegger his coffee?

[Ben Turner (Parody/Inactive) @Shinra_Intern]

RP/ Parody account🔸21+🔸friendly🔸angst/dark/mature 🔸FFVII OC 🔸he/him

[Ben Turner (Parody/Inactive) @Shinra_Intern]

@Dirge0fCerberus 🧂you do you

[Ben Turner (Parody/Inactive) @Shinra_Intern]

@Yazzyrothart @SephyLining 🧂my household just couldn't afford it when it dropped sadly. Hoping to change that with part 3!

[Ben Turner (Parody/Inactive) @Shinra_Intern]

@Yazzyrothart 🧂 who is it???

[Ben Turner (Parody/Inactive) @Shinra_Intern]

🧂Good evening! Life has been busy and a tab bit hectic the last few months. I hope to be more active in the next week or two. Thank you for your patience.

[Ben Turner (Parody/Inactive) @Shinra_Intern]

@KnifeoftheTurks I aim to please.

[Ben Turner (Parody/Inactive) @Shinra_Intern]

🧂I truly meant to be more active here. But an unplanned ER visit derailed those plans. I'll slowly be returning here over the week.

[Ben Turner (Parody/Inactive) @Shinra_Intern]

With a brief nod, he retreats only to return a moment later with an insulated cup in hand. Steam can be seen rising from the disposable coffee cup as it's handed over to Genesis.

[𝐆ᴇɴᴇꜱɪꜱ 𝐑ʜᴀᴘꜱᴏᴅᴏꜱ 🔥 @xPoeticPhoenix]

"Chop chop then."

[Ben Turner (Parody/Inactive) @Shinra_Intern]

He's brought in several boxes of donuts to try to quell the masses today.

[Ben Turner (Parody/Inactive) @Shinra_Intern]

"I have a fresh pot brewing as we speak."

[𝐆ᴇɴᴇꜱɪꜱ 𝐑ʜᴀᴘꜱᴏᴅᴏꜱ 🔥 @xPoeticPhoenix]

"Right. You know the drill. Where's my coffee and why haven't you brought it to me yet?"

[Ben Turner (Parody/Inactive) @Shinra_Intern]

He is -begrudgingly- here.

[Ben Turner (Parody/Inactive) @Shinra_Intern]

🧂I swear I'm still alive. However, as much as I want to return to the RP space (especially on Tia), I think I'm going to hold off till the end of the month.

I want to make sure I'm 100% when I make my return. Thank you for your continued patience.

[Ben Turner (Parody/Inactive) @Shinra_Intern]

🧂Just hopping on for a moment to let people know I'm alive. Taking a break from RP twitter has been hard but much needed. I miss you all.

I'll see you in a few more weeks. ❤️

[Ben Turner (Parody/Inactive) @Shinra_Intern]

+ see you in about a month.

If anyone wants to reach out, my discord is Samwise#6867

[Ben Turner (Parody/Inactive) @Shinra_Intern]

🧂 Good morning, I just wanted to let everyone know that I am taking a proper break from both this account and my main (@Jenova_Remnant ) for the next month. Hopefully once I return, I will be in a better headspace and can devote proper time to both muses.

Thank you all and +

[Ben Turner (Parody/Inactive) @Shinra_Intern]

@OWASephiroth That wasn't at all what I was implying, sir. There are trash cans located at various spots on each floor. Please refrain from eating wrappers and just make sure they make it into the appropriate trash bins.

[Ben Turner (Parody/Inactive) @Shinra_Intern]

🧂no real muse on main but I've got a bit to post as Ben for a while.

[Ben Turner (Parody/Inactive) @Shinra_Intern]

@SilverSoldierX 🧂

[Ben Turner (Parody/Inactive) @Shinra_Intern]

I swear to the Goddess, people better have used plastic eggs if they planned on hiding things around the office this year.

Cleaning up rotting eggs is not in my pay grade.