shinytrash✨

simping for taehyung / here for fanfic ✨ Chicago pole dancer

[shinytrash✨ @Shinytail7]

finally did a soft spin freestyle to #SNOWFLOWERBYV 💜 this song feels like a warm hug on a snowy day

[A ❺❺❺ I @dlai_]

My Mayors Brandon Johnson
My Bagel's not very good
My beach Concrete
Bears 0-17

[♡ marielle @teIamons]

”how is your expedition 33 playthrough going?”

me:

[Hasan @H_K2400]

WFH is so great until you realise you’ve walked about 17 steps all day

[latke @latkedelrey]

i love when people start getting filler and instead of looking younger it’s just like. okay your face is getting really really big in all directions

[anna @twtrlssanna]

thought the worst part of being an adult was the random $40 you have to spend every once in a while, but it turns out the worst part of being an adult is the random $300 you have to spend every once in a while

[Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke]

The next time you have imposter syndrome at work, just remember:

[b @wwxwashere]

i need to know how it ends

[Reductress @Reductress]

‘I Can’t Drink the Way I Used To,' Says Woman Who Will Still Give It Her Best Shot: https://t.co/4Xwk8IIFLi

[ConsultingHumor @ConsultingHumor]

consultants when their client asks how to implement the strategies they came up with
https://t.co/wd6RWjDzN4

[Roshan Patel @roshanpateI]

I accidentally said “time” instead of “bandwidth” and my product manager took me into the break room and waterboarded me with lacroix

[Consulting Comedy @consultingcmdy]

The kind of adjustment my body needs after sitting on my laptop doing slides for 14h per day every week

[Jennifer Begakis @jenbegakis]

“i’m a life coach!” the most unstable woman you've ever met

[Crazy Management Consultants @CrazyMgmtCons]

Pls fix

[TB4A.com @TheBig4Tweets]

me after saying yes to the ‘great learning opportunity”