Shippy シーピ

Likely just playing video games. Should probably get back to writing. Who?/What?/Me?

[ookie tookie de la creme @tritefag]

Please just call me a retarded fäggot instead

[Deebs @DeebsFLA]

Girl at work: "You hear about Fauci? So crazy. Who knew that he was lying?"

Me:

[Shippy シーピ @ShipPagan]

My Master System, Mega Drive, Saturn, Dreamcast, SNES, N64 & Gamecube work just fine.

[Tøblin @Toblinweb3]

@CRy3no You expect a 10 years console to resume back to normal?

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

Like holy shit man how did they do this in 2000

[Shippy シーピ @ShipPagan]

@HMBohemond Back to playing at McDonalds for you. Put the femstodes in the bag (and bin it).

[VivecthePoet @Vivec_the_Poet]

If you come for the king, you'd best not miss, Mr. Nolan.

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

The test of any Prime Minister is: do you leave your country in a better place than you found it?

I’m proud that the answer is yes.

[Fugitive Caesar @ThomBrady5]

Having devoured younger generations, the Boomer now turns to self-cannibalization and gnawing on his own arm. It's bizarre and fascinating, like watching a zombie eat its own leg out of insatiable hunger.

[Bob "The" 𝔻𝕌₡𝕂 🪔 @punished_bobda]

yeah its kind of annoying when they try to teach your 5 year olds about gay sex and yeah its kind of annoying when they fire you if you don't pretend they're a girl and yeah its kind of annoying when they try to keep you from arresting migrant rapists and yeah its kind of annoying when they assassinate people for podcasting and yeah its kind of annoying when they lock your grandma up in a room to die alone over an experimental vaccine that doesn't even work and yeah its kind of annoying when leftists riot and commit arson and shoot people for months over the death of a black fentanyl addict and yeah its kind of annoying when they have nudist parties on the white house lawn and yeah its kind of annoying when they block traffic and yeah its kind of annoying when they put anal sex flags on every piece of media and yeah its kind of annoying when they prosecute you for posting memes and yeah its kind of annoying when they sue bakers for not honoring their sex lives and yeah its kind of annoying when they import millions of third worlder dependents into your communities and yeah its kind of annoying when they commit millions of your tax dollars to making homosexuality medications mandatory under insurance policy and yeah its kind of annoying when they force drugs known to cause cancer to be certified for over the counter use in the FDA and yeah its kind of annoying when they release violent murderers onto the streets after their 15th offense and yeah its kind of annoying when they set up drug shelters and provide bums with free needles and heroin to litter your kids sidewalks with and yeah its kind of annoying when they make it illegal to hire too many men and yeah its kind of annoying when they create dedicated terror cells expressly to dox and make conservatives unemployable and yeah its kind of annoying when they force you to sit through sensitivity trainings at work where they ask you to call yourself and your ancestors evil and yeah its kind of annoying when they force medical schools to admit and graduate unqualified people who can barely read and yeah its kind of annoying when they make it illegal for real estate agents to talk about crime in the area and yeah its kind of annoying when they drag you into HR for reprimanding because your coworker couldn't handle hearing the word "retarded" and yeah its kind of annoying when they melt down all your statues and install pictures of fat black women instead and yeah its kind of annoying when they rewrite every single successful piece of media to be about black and gay people instead and yeah its kind of annoying when they turn your friends and family into potheads and you watch them lose all intelligence or ambition for life and yeah its kind of annoying when they protest your schools over them not allowing gay pornography in the kindergartener library and yeah its kind of annoying when they make it so women gain unilateral power of divorce in marriages and yeah its kind of annoying when they skyrocket housing products by airdropping tens of thousands of government funded loafers into your city and yeah its kind of annoying when they pass legislation to give squaters and nonpaying tenants rights over your property and yeah its kind of annoying when you get ostracized from society for noticing different races have different cultures and yeah its kind of annoying when black people can claim you insulted them to make it not a crime for them to assault you and yeah its kind of annoying when all therapists tell women to divorce their husbands and yeah its kind of annoying when they vandalize your churches and yeah its kind of annoying when muslims stab you and officers handcuff your bloody corpse for racism and yeah its kind of annoying when they call CPS to kidnap your kids for failing to tell them homosexuals are superior beings and yeah its kind of annoying when they make it impossible to teach your kids math because they ruined the curriculum and yeah its kind of annoying when they scream through a megaphone at your dying cancer-riddled son about some war on the other side of the world while you carry him into the hospital and yeah its kind of annoying when ethnic conclaves take over your entire career field and yeah its kind of annoying when nobody in tech support speaks intelligible English and yeah its kind of annoying when they try to make new advancements in technology illegal or crippled and yeah its kind of annoying when they ruin every girl's hormone system with birth control at age 12 and yeah its kind of annoying when your hospital bills are inflated 500% because 80% of patients don't have insurance and yeah its kind of annoying when they double the price of all groceries within four years when their guy is president while giving million dollar stipends to "diversity consultants" and yeah its kind of annoying when the president of Harvard can plagiarize her entire dissertation and yeah its kind of annoying when they genetically engineer ticks to make humans allergic to meat and release them into the wild and yeah its kind of annoying when they make basic masculine sex preferences ostracizable to talk about and yeah its kind of annoying when they force every employee in your entire company listen to someone who cut parts of their own body off talk about their "lived experiences" and when they hold drag stripper shows for children or featuring children in the park next to your house

Its kind of annoying

And you are not a "decent person".

[America @america]

Minnesota Governor Tim Walz says he does not believe deporting an illegal alien who raped a 10 year-old girl makes his state safer.

[Shippy シーピ @ShipPagan]

Well in that case I guess we know what the suspect wasn’t.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Police have made the "active decision" not to release CCTV of the Ann Widdecombe murder suspect

"Releasing such prematurely could compromise ongoing enquiries and may prejudice future investigative opportunities"

[K31taro - 景太郎 @k31taro]

I just want to learn Japanese so I can play all the Love Hina games 😞

[TBAG @TBagGamingYT]

Jailbreaking the PS6 will become priority #1 when it launches

Because remember: if buying isn't owning, pirating isn't stealing

[Preston Byrne @prestonjbyrne]

Ofcom wrote. Again.

Demanding that 4chan pay its fine. Sent us bank details and everything. Oh no. Super scary.

We replied with a hamster. Again.

[Jack @tracewoodgrains]

smol bean revolutionaries are so played out

I'm a cool, edgy radical who wants to upend all of society for the glorious socialist revolution – oh, the media is here! extremism? who? me? no, I just want you to have healthcare. why am I so controversial 🥺

[OmegaPro 🍉 @OmegaProYT]

Ragebaiting someone on PS6 then reporting their account so they get banned and lose 1000s of dollars worth of games forever