Kirk August

Mostly sad boy music and Rangers. Life’s a bit.

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this one went platinum on the tl this week unc

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@wiley_jones Nobody talks about how much this helped Geno Smiths career

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@YahooFantasy I’m cooked…

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.@WowFactorNation's Wyatt Oden cranks this ball down the left field line for a double.

Coahoma (TX) 2026 #uncommitted

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@DarrigoMelanie Conservatives don’t have the slightest idea how marginal tax brackets work, huh?

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@LtGovTX @DanPatrick @GregAbbott_TX If you see @DanPatrick today make sure to congratulate him on being such a loser, he can’t even get his own corrupt party to back his shit policies

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@MLB @Jujutsu_Kaisen_ @Crunchyroll @Rangers Turns out the Rangers were boycotting pride night for even gayer ventures

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@saddymayo

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@D1SCHER Idk if AJ Pierzynski belongs here or in the hated by fans but I loved him and he wasn’t a bad MLB player

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@tonysuperfan27 Glock Pederson

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@JomboyMedia This is awesome! Baseball needs more representation from the LGBT community ❤️

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@HardPass4 “Overpaying is patriotic” started way sooner than I expected. It hasn’t even been a month…

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@TheDukeOfSports That purple and gold Doncic jersey is calling out to me like the green goblin mask

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@Zekaroni @BGatesIsaPyscho Pick a date! You know I’m always down

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@Zekaroni @BGatesIsaPyscho Oh yeah! This is Aurora st, pretty much the only place you can find good debauchery in the city. Me and my old roommate used to get hammered at the strip clubs/casinos and fuck with the hookers out there

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@BallparkWay I like how the double was about a 3 degree launch angle off from having a 5 home run game

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@Kane_McCutchen6 Hustle triple, hustle double, hustle single, crushes a good pitch up and in. Straight baller

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@Brooks_Gate Fun fact: Adam Dunn’s last game was a 12 inning wild card game between Oakland and KC in 2014. Unfortunately, he never left the bench.

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@Evan_P_Grant Are you saying the Rangers had the same opportunity to sign Kirby, Scott, Teoscar, Snell, Sasaki, Kim, Treinen, and Conforto together but chose not to? Who’s to blame then? Are the 29 other owners being too cheap? If everyone has the same opportunity, it’s ownership, right?