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“Do you think police dogs are called K-9 because they’re canines?”
-@claire_ashton5
@makalove95

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“You can’t tickle my butthole and tell me I’m whipped” Tyler to Makyala 😂😂😂😂

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We're either #LiveAt1705 or we're the #1705NapTrap and there is no in between

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"If he's a turd, flush him"
-Tala

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Claire: "I'm a queen"
Jered: "excuse me, if there's any queen in this house, it's this bitch 💁🏽"

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"I'm living proof that being gay is not a choice because I tried really hard to be gay" 😂😂😂😂 #1705Guest

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When we're too lazy to rake our leaves 😂💁🏽

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"Girls, we're some bad ass sisters 💁🏽" -Jered

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"What's a wheel?" -Claire

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Update: he's on sneeze 32 and google ensures it's actually a thing

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"I'm telling you, I'm allergic to exercise" -Tyler after sneezing 13 times

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"I want to hear you fart in front of me" -Tyler

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"Does tea grow on trees?" -Tyler

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"Does allergy medicine help with allergies?" -Tyler

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Makayla: "Is it nice out?"
Jered: "yes"
Makayla: "nice enough not to wear pants?"
Jered: "sure"

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"Ever since I moved in here, all of our menstrual cycles have synced up" -Jered

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"I was seriously considering buying an easy bake oven the other day" -Tyler

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Makayla: "you're gonna get salmonella next time you eat eggs."
Claire: "You get that from chicken."