Tim Cruise

Im an engineer! Build bridges during week, blow em up at army on weekends, burn em the rest of the time. At a 12 when u need me at a 7 #Up&About then double it!

[Tim Cruise @Shit2DadsSays]

Ladies, I’m back in the market

[Tim Cruise @Shit2DadsSays]

#equality #Iamapilot #walkingcontradiction

[Tim Cruise @Shit2DadsSays]

@melanisaev2001 the washing up

[Tim Cruise @Shit2DadsSays]

@SamJackson57 #Sam

[Tim Cruise @Shit2DadsSays]

@SamJackson57 try this one Jack: https://t.co/nmoXnBXMUD

[Tim Cruise @Shit2DadsSays]

Sorry @SamJackson57 looks like the wheels have fallen off the link 😳

[Tim Cruise @Shit2DadsSays]

Yes, it's me in every video here - ok, except for @SamJackson57 in the wheelchair! https://t.co/f0uyRDNT8V

[Tim Cruise @Shit2DadsSays]

Just hanging out for NYE celebrations 😬

[Tim Cruise @Shit2DadsSays]

@Donners66 @TIME I ll do it , tell them to speak to my manger #misspeak

[Fact @Fact]

Men have nipples because everyone is a female until the Y chromosome kicks in. You were all girl embryos.

[Tim Cruise @Shit2DadsSays]

@Donners66 Swiss?! Thought they made yogurt? All my watches are all made in #French

[Tim Cruise @Shit2DadsSays]

Wearing my fake designer watch, thought it wasn't working for a week, but it was on upside down the whole time #EvenAWatchIsRightOnceAWeek

[Tim Cruise @Shit2DadsSays]

The secret to bedding a woman is to start with good foulplay. #foreplay #misspeak

[Tim Cruise @Shit2DadsSays]

Shut the gate, should of made the trip up to Cairns! Will get there one year #Cairnsfilmfestival https://t.co/X5omZQI8qx

[Tom and Lorenzo @tomandlorenzo]

Sienna Miller in @gucci at the #Cannes2015 Closing Ceremony.

[Jeb Corliss @jebcorliss]

Jhonathan Florez filming me flying the Barn Line in Switzerland a few years back :) I really do love training... http://t.co/ikjnac0aPQ

[Jeb Corliss @jebcorliss]

I found a video today that I had thought I lost forever :) I just saved it in time too. It had been on tape... http://t.co/F0qn4pswdQ

[Tim Cruise @Shit2DadsSays]

Another year to the Cairns Film Festival and haven t seen one celebrity ? Where's @MirandaKerr hiding

[Fact @Fact]

Intelligent people are more forgetful than those with average intelligence

[Christian Rainey @ChristianRainey]

@Shit2DadsSays 'Who's that guy on the right, some kind of tennis player or something?'