Shit*B*Says

Actual quotes from an actual person. B hates Lebron, Thomas da Brady, and Brutus da Buckeye. He also jumps on any bandwagon and loves Chinese feed.

[Shit*B*Says @Shit_B_Said]

i wents ta schmucks, rula da feeds, county da market, n costco dis week! oh yeah n harvest da market!

[Shit*B*Says @Shit_B_Said]

am ia eatin' dumplins as we speaks

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ma'rio's cousins i believes sabo'datoged da bathroom ats jups!

[Shit*B*Says @Shit_B_Said]

negatory .. hads arby's n dey fucks me ova.. flcames me 2 fo' 7 cheese stix whens i asked fo' nuggets.. so wents ta KFdaC rites afta n gots nuggets!

[Shit*B*Says @Shit_B_Said]

i hopes ya shyts yaselfs

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oh yeah n Arby's gaves me a beefs n chedda 'nsteada my fish sandwich! pro'testin' Arby's nows

[Shit*B*Says @Shit_B_Said]

I’ve seen you cook a pork chop in ya whitey tighties

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I got more sweatpants than jeans

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i fo'gots my sprinkles gots damns me but hads hershey's da syrups!

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wents ta DQ twice n 1 nites priceless

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gots ice da creams n slushies first tymes dens 6 piece strips wits gravy ons ways backs 2nd tymes

[Shit*B*Says @Shit_B_Said]

plus 2 pints a vanilla reduced fat!

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alls da cheeses.... 'ncludin' creams da cheeses, shredded da cheeses, blocked da cheeses, gouda slices a cheeses, plus da otha shredded da cheese.... pellets n fronts, dat box a shells, n alls 3 halfs n da halfs... oh yeah n sum pans

[Shit*B*Says @Shit_B_Said]

ya woulds nots knows a t da bones ifs ya stucks ya heads ups a butcha's ass

[Shit*B*Says @Shit_B_Said]

hundo we ain't ates a steak tagetha n longs tymes pal.... too longs... it cames 'cross my minds dat we shoulds gets fat tagetha

[Shit*B*Says @Shit_B_Said]

it is tymes fo' feed ya mfs

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i gotta days offs finally taday n i is stills downtown fist pumpin'.... ya'll jackasses knows it gravy tymes

[Shit*B*Says @Shit_B_Said]

BREAKIN' NEWS ATS DIS HOURS! Hundo ya is fat!