Shitadel

Automating Onchain Portfolios with Institutional-grade Strategies

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Automating Onchain Portfolios with Institutional-Grade Strategies via $SHITADEL

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[Shitadel @Shitadel_]

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[Shitadel @Shitadel_]

MOVE SHIT FORWARD

[Shitadel @Shitadel_]

In our latest CONNECT//SHITPOSTING series, Shitadel Advisor Cheeto Benito shared his thoughts on market manipulation, strategic chaos, and why sometimes the best way to find alpha is to simply convince everyone else that you already have it.

#SHITPOSTatSHITADEL

[Shitadel @Shitadel_]

In our latest CONNECT//SHITPOSTING series, Shitadel Advisor Kim Fatty the Third shared his thoughts on the art of patience, waiting for the market to make the first mistake, and why sometimes the best trade is simply letting everyone else make the wrong one.

#SHITPOSTatSHITADEL

[Shitadel @Shitadel_]

The Magnificent Four

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New Listing: The Magnificent Four Portfolio

The Magnificent Four is a systematic 1/N portfolio construction strategy that assigns an equal 25% target weight to each constituent. Rather than relying on market-cap weighting, the strategy deliberately distributes capital evenly across the basket, reducing single-name concentration and providing a transparent allocation framework.

The portfolio can be accessed and executed directly through Shitadel Securities, turning a static allocation model into an actionable onchain position. Users can deploy capital into the basket through a single portfolio interface rather than independently sourcing and sizing each underlying position. Portfolio performance remains a function of constituent returns, volatility, covariance and correlation, so equal capital weights should not be interpreted as equal risk contribution.

For traders, the key advantage is execution abstraction: the portfolio defines the allocation logic, while Shitadel provides the interface for deploying capital into that strategy. Instead of manually managing four separate positions, users get a single systematic exposure with clearly defined weights and portfolio-level performance tracking.

Trade now: https://t.co/VCUpyTom7t

[Shitadel @Shitadel_]

In our latest CONNECT//SHITPOSTING series, Shitadel Advisor Kim Fatty the Third shared his thoughts on the art of patience, waiting for the market to make the first mistake, and why sometimes the best trade is simply letting everyone else make the wrong one.

#SHITPOSTatSHITADEL

[Shitadel @Shitadel_]

In our inaugural CONNECT//SHITPOSTING series, Shitadel’s Chief Meme Officer Kenny G shared his insights on the art of knowing when to short the market and why the best alpha sometimes starts with a meme.

#SHITPOSTatSHITADEL

[Shitadel @Shitadel_]

New Listing: The Magnificent Four Portfolio

The Magnificent Four is a systematic 1/N portfolio construction strategy that assigns an equal 25% target weight to each constituent. Rather than relying on market-cap weighting, the strategy deliberately distributes capital evenly across the basket, reducing single-name concentration and providing a transparent allocation framework.

The portfolio can be accessed and executed directly through Shitadel Securities, turning a static allocation model into an actionable onchain position. Users can deploy capital into the basket through a single portfolio interface rather than independently sourcing and sizing each underlying position. Portfolio performance remains a function of constituent returns, volatility, covariance and correlation, so equal capital weights should not be interpreted as equal risk contribution.

For traders, the key advantage is execution abstraction: the portfolio defines the allocation logic, while Shitadel provides the interface for deploying capital into that strategy. Instead of manually managing four separate positions, users get a single systematic exposure with clearly defined weights and portfolio-level performance tracking.

Trade now: https://t.co/VCUpyTom7t

[Shitadel @Shitadel_]

New Listing: Arcus Perps Duo Portfolio

The @arcus_xyz Arcus Perps Duo Portfolio packages two fixed-leverage perpetual positions into a single, equal-weight portfolio: 50% pBTC3x and 50% pHOOD3x. Each pToken represents a pro-rata interest in an underlying Arcus perpetuals account, abstracting away direct margin and position management while maintaining targeted 3× long exposure.

By combining crypto and tokenized equity exposure in one portfolio, the strategy provides a simple onchain wrapper for diversified leveraged positioning across BTC and HOOD, with the portfolio automatically split equally between the two vaults.

In short: two markets, two 3× positions, one portfolio.

Deposit today and trade now on Shitadel: https://t.co/8VayWOGiuN

[Shitadel @Shitadel_]

In our inaugural CONNECT//SHITPOSTING series, Shitadel’s Chief Meme Officer Kenny G shared his insights on the art of knowing when to short the market and why the best alpha sometimes starts with a meme.

#SHITPOSTatSHITADEL

[Citadel @Citadel]

In our latest CONNECT//Conversations series, puzzle creator @davidkwong shared his insights on how to come up with big, creative ideas by embracing constraints. #CONNECTatCitadel

[Shitadel @Shitadel_]

@VOLKERTS_TRADES @vladtenev It's the truth!

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Payment for order flow is inherently here to stay 💩

Right? @vladtenev

[Shitadel @Shitadel_]

New Listing: Arcus Perps Duo Portfolio

The @arcus_xyz Arcus Perps Duo Portfolio packages two fixed-leverage perpetual positions into a single, equal-weight portfolio: 50% pBTC3x and 50% pHOOD3x. Each pToken represents a pro-rata interest in an underlying Arcus perpetuals account, abstracting away direct margin and position management while maintaining targeted 3× long exposure.

By combining crypto and tokenized equity exposure in one portfolio, the strategy provides a simple onchain wrapper for diversified leveraged positioning across BTC and HOOD, with the portfolio automatically split equally between the two vaults.

In short: two markets, two 3× positions, one portfolio.

Deposit today and trade now on Shitadel: https://t.co/8VayWOGiuN

[Shitadel @Shitadel_]

@VOLKERTS_TRADES 💩

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Built for the Little Guy 💩

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@Mileky979 Shitadel is here to move shit forward 💩

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Automating Onchain Portfolios with Institutional-Grade Strategies via $SHITADEL

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Shitadel Securities was pleased to welcome @realDonaldTrump last Friday. We appreciate the visit and the opportunity to host him on the trading floor.

[Shitadel @Shitadel_]

Great summary of $SHITADEL and our synergistic relationship with @vladtenev @RobinhoodCrypto @RobinhoodApp

[Jen Kovalov @jenkovalov]

From Wikipedia: Kenneth “Mayo” Griffin is a corrupt American hedge fund manager, entrepreneur, investor and a liar.

He is the founder, chief executive officer, co-chief investment officer, Vlad Tenev’s daddy, and 85% owner of Citadel LLC, aka Shitadel, a multinational hedge fund and the largest corrupt and rigged market maker in the U.S.

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What is Shitadel Securities?

Shitadel is an automated investing platform for onchain RWA portfolios. We bring institutional-grade investment strategies to everyday investors like you, making it possible to access professionally structured portfolios without having to manage every position, rebalance every allocation, or constantly decide where your next dollar should go.

At Shitadel, we embrace uncertainty and move shit forward 💩

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Dev token lock has been verified by @RobinhoodApp

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Congrats on bonding 🔒

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$SHITADEL Product Demo below if you need guidance to explore our tools, understand how everything works, and get up to speed with the platform.

Whether you’re here to discover, build, or trade, or shit at our arch rival, the guide has you covered.

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Product Demo and Guide