Shit Brian Says

Professional bird whisperer #beauty

[Shit Brian Says @Shitbriansay]

I swear I could go on the voice when I'm on the combine #shitbriansays

[Shit Brian Says @Shitbriansay]

My piss is like rocket fuel #shitbriansays

[Shit Brian Says @Shitbriansay]

Sends a snapchat... He's on the tractor listening to she thinks my tractors sexy #shitbriansays #shitbriandoes

[Martin Smith @Doc_Smith27]

@Shitbriansay asked Hilly if he golfs much, says no but my Grandpa is a good golfer #Northstargolftourney

[Karen Wagner @Karen_Wagner6]

@Shitbriansay "My IQ is so big it's blocking my vision." -@hillisb7

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I think I broke my toe. How? Well this one time I hit it really hard #shitbriansays

[Keifer Hintz @KeiferHintz]

Sure glad to see @Shitbriansay back on twitter #classichilly #hillcat

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The aftertaste isn't that bad if you stick your tongue out and make a funny noise #shitbriansays

[Shit Brian Says @Shitbriansay]

I left my car unlocked with ten bucks on the dash and it didn't get stolen! HA! Not in battleford #shitbriansays

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I'm so hungry. Wait I mean I can't eat anymore #shitbriansays

[Shit Brian Says @Shitbriansay]

Screw farming I'm going to be a hairdresser #shitbriansays

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If I ever rob a bank I'm going to do it wearing a George laraque jersey, why? Because im a badass #shitbriansays

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Why is his neck a different colour than his whole body? Uhh Brian that's a shirt #shitbriansays

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Do you think you could fart in a bottle and send it to someone? #shitbriansays

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Thinks he's doing a good deed by carrying culligan water jugs. Breaks it and spills all over the room #shitbriansays

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Now I don't have to decided between warmth and music. This is how a bear must feel #shitbriansays

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I am the polar bowler #trickshots #360 #shitbriansays

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Gotcha good chicken fucker #shitbriansays

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Likeing the new look thinking about shaving all the way #shitbriansays

[Shit Brian Says @Shitbriansay]

Brian "nice bum where you from!" #neversayittoaguy