Heywood Jablowme

Fuck off Boomer

[Heywood Jablowme @ShitcagoBears]

"Coney Dogs"

[Andrew Belcher @andrewlbelcher]

Hey bartender!

JD Vance serving Coney dogs and beer might be the most Cincinnati thing ever.

[Heywood Jablowme @ShitcagoBears]

@EricConroyOH @JDVance There is no way you are actually an Air Force Acadamy graduate because I have yet to meet anybody from the West Side who ever lived anywhere but their parents house until the age of 35. @CNN can we get some investigative Journalism on this? I want to see the transcripts.

[Heywood Jablowme @ShitcagoBears]

This is why the West Side of Cincinnati will always be a joke. It's full of retards, and people who refuse to live more than 2 miles from where they grew up because all the neighborhoods east of 75 are "too dark". Enjoy your beers poured by the biggest grifter of the 21st century

[Enquirer @Enquirer]

JD Vance announces $500M grant at plant where 'papaw' spent 40 years https://t.co/D8zbI7QCCW https://t.co/g40EEMIHyC

[Heywood Jablowme @ShitcagoBears]

I hope she sees this bro.

[Heywood Jablowme @ShitcagoBears]

She's not gonna fuck you dude

[Brendan May @bmay]

God she is so so so good.

[Heywood Jablowme @ShitcagoBears]

That one Analyst

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

We’re ending 2021 with what one analyst described as the strongest first-year economic track record of any president in the last 50 years.

Let’s keep the progress going.

[Heywood Jablowme @ShitcagoBears]

I'm taking a shotgun and blowing my brains out.

[Chief @BarstoolChief]

You have to have one in power for the next 3 years: who ya taking?

[Heywood Jablowme @ShitcagoBears]

Can we please go back to calling Italian people Wops? They've had it too easy ever since the Sopranos became popular again.

[Heywood Jablowme @ShitcagoBears]

Oh man nobody tell her about the draft that we still require men to register for.

[San Francisco Chronicle @sfchronicle]

If the Supreme Court overturns Roe vs. Wade, VP Kamala Harris says:

“Women will die. In particular, women who don’t have economic resources and can’t then travel to places or somehow have access to safe reproductive health care, including abortion." https://t.co/ImAdOq8AJQ

[Heywood Jablowme @ShitcagoBears]

Equal rights equal fights, welcome to the war machine ladies.

[USA TODAY @USATODAY]

For the first time in history, women may be included in any future military draft.
https://t.co/SBZLlc0oKQ

[Heywood Jablowme @ShitcagoBears]

@NYCMayor Rosenbaum went to prison for molesting a child, that piece of trash should have been dead a long time ago.

[Heywood Jablowme @ShitcagoBears]

Victoria Sarfati and Yehuda Beraha had their wedding in German-occupied Salonika in 1943. Shortly after they were both deported to Auschwitz where they were both killed.

[Aaron Maté @aaronjmate]

Harrowing footage of the "Uyghur genocide":

[Heywood Jablowme @ShitcagoBears]

Remember boys if they can abort it, we can abandon it. Chin up Kings.

[Thomas Kennedy @tomaskenn]

Ron Desantis eating a pizza is extremely disturbing

[Heywood Jablowme @ShitcagoBears]

"If you've never cried in a walk-in, you don't get to have an opinion on minimum wage"

[Heywood Jablowme @ShitcagoBears]

@HardFactorWill Don't let Ken Bone see this

[Heywood Jablowme @ShitcagoBears]

@YungChad2020 yessir

[Heywood Jablowme @ShitcagoBears]

Awwww did the baseball man say a bad word????? #FireThom

[Heywood Jablowme @ShitcagoBears]

If you are tweeting #FireThom but have ever used the word fag then I expect all of you to call your bosses tonight and put in your two weeks you hypocritical, soy boy beta cucks.

[Heywood Jablowme @ShitcagoBears]

@LPNational is the the only party that has consistently cared about police brutality and government overreach towards minorities. Democrats tagged along because they wanted the black vote. @TheDemocrats don't actually care, they just want your vote.