Mikey Carden

This is the official twitter of Mikey Carden's mind. Brought to you by Sisky Business.

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"Do you think Sisqo still party's to the Thong Song?"

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"If I drink this beer fast enough I think I can get cross faded, you ever been cross faded Chelsea?"

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"Hey yo, I totally fell asleep twice while talking today."

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"Yo Chelsea, we have a problem area over here... Justin you see how cool I played that?!"

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"Yo, if I had kids I wouldn't let them hang out with @AlexanderRosen's kids. I feel like they'd be real bad influences, ya know?"

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Yo, have you seen the puppy brother commercial? It's hilarious.

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I am all that is man.

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It's a shame "Life is Peachy" is already an album name.

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Chrisssssss WaaaaakeUuuuup!!! (In Spencer Jones voice) @chrisfreeman

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"MOM!!! I hate the summer house! There's no wi-fi and I need more AAAAAPPS!!!!" #SnotNosedTweens

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Oh chihuahua !

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Baby Boi Happy 25th B-DAY! @jamiereed #believeinyourdreams http://yfrog.com/hscu7eoj

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Even when I close my eyes I'm still at the beach.

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Dood!!!! - ManBabies.com - hahhahahahhahah only on the 2nd page...May 31 pic #GoodshitrightMiroki

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I heard your dad is really pumped about the new 311 album.

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"when he goes out, it's like old man in las vegas style"

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I'm like the shoemaker that wears sandals. Ya know?

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My grandma knows who Lady Gaga is and she thinks she is pretty

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Dude, both grandmas are alive. Take that down.