ShitCider

Looking for shit cider. I’ve followed a few, can you help me find more? In particular I want to follow companies that don’t have a clue about what an apple is.

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Sorry I’ve not been publishing the #shitcider chart recently. Lilley’s occupied the entire top ten. They’re like the Ed Sheeran of the cider world...

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@Bob_TheBaldie Plenty of room.

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Looking for suggestions for the shit cider bin.... which cidermakers belongs in it?

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🔥 Hot of the press! This weeks 💩 Cider Top Five! No move at the top spot for Lilley’s who are officially the shitest of shit ciders again, but there’s new entries from Brothers and Weston’s and re-entries from Thistly Cross and every landlords ‘go to’ for cheap cider Broadoak.

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@clownwizard33 @BrothersCider In the bin

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@butterfli_dream In the bin

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@ChaseleaT In the bin

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@Acnecide @Doonymm In the bin

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@blurryfav In the bin

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@RussWWFC In the bin!

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Will it be 4 weeks in a row at number 1 for Lilley’s Cider in our #ShitCider #TopFive? Stay tuned to find out....

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@RussWWFC @Bob_TheBaldie In the bin.

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Here’s this weeks #Top5 #ShitCider brands, no move at the top as Lilley’s manage two weeks in a row at No.1 but there’s new entries from Thatchers (when life gives you lemons make cider), Farmer Jim (not even a farmer) and Friels (high ABV, low apple content sugar mix)

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*top of the pops theme* New at No.5 Mallets, New at No.4 Rattler, Farmer Jim is down 1 place at 3 and there’s a new entry at No.2 welcome to the #shitcider bin Thistly Cross! Lilley’s hang on to the top spot as the biggest shit Cider in the country again!!! 🗑 💩

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@fenn96AFC @Cider_Mike @HawkesCiderTap 💩

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Qualifies as #shitcider at that price.

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@Bob_TheBaldie Fixed it

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#ShitCider

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@Bob_TheBaldie No chance! It’s based on hi-tech algorithms and chart data which is constantly updated and then flushed down the toilet... like these alcopops should be.

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No move at the top for #LilleysCider as they remain the number one shit cider in the country this week. Can they make it 4 weeks in a row? Tune in next week to find out. #shitcider #topfive