Looking for shit cider. I’ve followed a few, can you help me find more? In particular I want to follow companies that don’t have a clue about what an apple is.
🔥 Hot of the press! This weeks 💩 Cider Top Five! No move at the top spot for Lilley’s who are officially the shitest of shit ciders again, but there’s new entries from Brothers and Weston’s and re-entries from Thistly Cross and every landlords ‘go to’ for cheap cider Broadoak.
Here’s this weeks #Top5#ShitCider brands, no move at the top as Lilley’s manage two weeks in a row at No.1 but there’s new entries from Thatchers (when life gives you lemons make cider), Farmer Jim (not even a farmer) and Friels (high ABV, low apple content sugar mix)
*top of the pops theme* New at No.5 Mallets, New at No.4 Rattler, Farmer Jim is down 1 place at 3 and there’s a new entry at No.2 welcome to the #shitcider bin Thistly Cross! Lilley’s hang on to the top spot as the biggest shit Cider in the country again!!! 🗑 💩
@Bob_TheBaldie No chance! It’s based on hi-tech algorithms and chart data which is constantly updated and then flushed down the toilet... like these alcopops should be.
No move at the top for #LilleysCider as they remain the number one shit cider in the country this week. Can they make it 4 weeks in a row? Tune in next week to find out. #shitcider#topfive