Daniel Dennis Quotes

Yup.Daniel Dennis is not funny. He's REALLY fucking funny. However, if Andrea Dennis ever ends up dead (God forbid!) this page will be known as State Exhibit A.

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I'm putting that on my Xmas cards. "Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from The Dennis Family: Andrea, Maisie & The Spirit of Vengeance. "

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So either of you know if it hadn't been Bradley Cooper who would have been cast for "American Sniper?" Flava Flav.

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Little known fact: @Tomvann's favorite movies involve doo doo tunnels.

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"You no longer greet people with hello. You now greet them with rape" [Said in the Purge announcer voice]

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If you ever want to be my favorite guest, just give me something.

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I've seen a million tents, and I've peed 'em all. [Topic: @Tomvann ]

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You're very angry when you go to the bathroom [said to @Tomvann ]

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Isn't that a Johnny Cash song? "Slow Burnin' Prostate?"

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Including this show. [Topic: @ACorporateTime] https://t.co/DFXAAjY3lM

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Most of everything you hear on radio is fake.

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Everyone knows, in radio, when you get an intern you either base their name on their nationality or something horribly wrong with their body

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I was steering my shrimp boat last night, and, let's just say it landed in ol' Cape Hair.

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None of your news personalities typically put bikini pics on Facebook.

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My dad used to eat a hard boiled egg and drink coffee while on the toilet

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You were thinking of drinks---your true love. [said to @Tomvann]

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I'm the only one who scrubs the doo doo off the toilet so that probably does mean that you're the boss [Said to @Tomvann]

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Once Trump's in office, we won't have [mean high maintenance] people on flights. They'll all be nice. [said on 9/21/16]

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When you do take a number two in the tub, it makes you a higher form of human being

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We should start the Wack Pack, but only of crazy black people

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A lot of people do t know this, but I'm Mexican. That's why I'm so small and have a bowl haircut

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Remember when he was pumpin' his wife and she had a Batman mask on or whatever. [Topic: Randy Quaid]