ShitElbertSays

The life and times of Michael Elbert.

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Realizing I only have 2 weeks of college left...better believe I'm going hard eh

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When you smoke too much before Taco Bell

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I'm trying to get shit rocked tonight

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@kylehodo what are you doing tonight ya little badger?

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New Year, New handle of hawkeye #anotherone

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I never realized that having a kid is basically having a permanent pledge around

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@MartinisBarIC I'm coming in like a god damn freight train

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Last night I had a hitler mustache and a unibrow. Pretty much sums up the weekend.

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"I heard @Jay_Shilay favorites his own tweets."

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My costume of choice for Halloween this year

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@JustinHowRad WOAH BRO! DO YOU DRINK?!

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Hey @melbz3 are we going out tonight?

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What nightmares are made of...

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Typical conversation with Melbz

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#NeverForget

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"Melbz what are you drinking?"

"It's whiskey, hawkeye, tequila, black velvet, and a little bit of water. Try it, it's good."

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I would probably bang Caitlyn Jenner

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0.23. I'm just below the legal limit.

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Ohhh you little badger

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The only time I ever threw up was when I drank Four Loko. Six of em.