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@hstickytokky watching small boys boxing!!! Fucking peado!!! #nonce #hstickytokky #zlist

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@rachellugo5 any way you can find a bit of time for a pop round for Santa!!! I can’t promise best behaviour as you are banging!!! Xx

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Oh FFS!!! Had one too many neck oils and Rudolph has got a veruca!! Long shift this!! #ChristmasEve #Christmas #beavertown

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@GKBarry_ just caught up on that Jungle Bollox, you did well kid!!! Look forward to seeing you and the Rev presenting Homes under the Hammer #HoHoHo

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What in the Typically English fuck is going on here?!?! Chase the cheese you smelly bastards

[Stonehenge U.K @ST0NEHENGE]

Stonehenge Winter Solstice Celebrations 2024 🙏😇

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@TanyaTate Santas coming Girl, please help me empty my sack!!! Mrs Clause just doesn’t do it for me now but her pugs in blankets are to die for! Xx #HoHoHo

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@Joey7Barton Hey, Hoey Barton, give it a rest about lad, you were average at best, me and the elves would have given you a run out but you seem an angry kid!!! #HoHoHo

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Here we fucking go again!!! Me left leg stinks of piss, the amount of kids that sat on it, did Jimmy Saville smell this bad! #HoHoHo

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@footballfights Not a Stoney in sight!!! Ho ho ho! I know what to deliver here. 5 Stone Island hoodies and a 3 pack of knickers

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@lpoolcouncil is this a joke??! All cars ticketed on the WRONG side of the line?!?!

[UKIP @UKIP]

In the last two weeks:

- Roma gypsy riots in Leeds.

- Bangladeshi riots in Whitechapel.

- A British soldier stabbed in Kent.

- Two men attacked firearms officers at Manchester Airport.

- Now children have been stabbed in Southport.

We need change now.

Enough is enough.

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@Akhmedyakoob1 Footage shows events before the kick in Manchester Airport incident
https://t.co/ytUXNzpvrj

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@TRobinsonNewEra Why are they walking round as free men?!?!

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@__RealG_ That’ll do it!!!

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@jdpoc Step away from the keyboard John you daft old cunt!!! I love trooping the colour in my off season and when Christmas comes, I always drop the dates and prunes from my hampers into the food banks so them wasters get the trots!!!

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@footballtweet No @Joey7Barton ?!?!

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@mrjames197 @ollymurs @OVOHydro Well well Mr James, you’re a glass half full kind of cunt aren’t you!!! Hohoho

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@AuntCunt Battered windsock

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@AuntCunt Ey up Auntie Fanny, don’t keep your sen locked away too long, Santas missing out!!

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@AuntCunt Toodaloo Motherfuckerrrrrrrrrr