Shit from 7016

Comin' to you live from the 2nd floor big girl apartment full of wine and a cat named Lola

[Shit from 7016 @Shitfrom7016]

Our bio doesn't lie, "Apartment full of wine and a cat named Lola" 😼

[Snow White @snowsarawhite]

My boyfriend got me the cutest pillow for @allycatk’s and my new apartment

[Shit from 7016 @Shitfrom7016]

Thank god that’s our EX apartment complex!

[Snow White @snowsarawhite]

Y’all wanna talk about sketchy- my apartment complex handed me my package completely opened. Then they said they accepted the package from the delivery guy like that. Like wtffffff

[Snow White @snowsarawhite]

I don’t get cell service at my new apartment, i just don’t understand how @sprint is this terrible all of the time

[Snow White @snowsarawhite]

Also it would be really dope @GetSpectrum if your technicians had a truck, shirt, badge or literally anything else with your logo so that i know this man I’m letting in my apartment is just a little less likely to murder me

[Snow White @snowsarawhite]

Lol meeeeeeee all week. https://t.co/C6nTMLkhgp

[Snow White @snowsarawhite]

Me, as i pass our creepy neighbor while moving the last of our stuff out of the apartment

[Shit from 7016 @Shitfrom7016]

We’ve got big news! Allie, Snow & Lola are moving! Well soon be tweeting from our new apartment, 7016. We’re on to bigger and better things. See you at our house warming party! 😏🎉🥂

[Snow White @snowsarawhite]

Me and @allycatk packing up our apartment right now https://t.co/2sh8KTOUwl

[ak @allycatk]

ITS ME! I DID THIS! It took 22 years, but I finally yelled “SHUT THE FUCK UP, WE’RE TRYING TO SLEEP!” to the people outside my apartment blaring music from their car at 11 pm on a Sunday. I’d like to thank God for not letting those guys come and kill me right after. https://t.co/aiYb6YVmpV

[ak @allycatk]

Damn Hillary, we’re like the same person. My neighbor also smokes a ton of weed that stinks up my place and gets into loud arguments with his baby mama. Anybody have tips on how to break your lease early?? https://t.co/f41HBCQiB4

[Snow White @snowsarawhite]

When my creepy neighbor is sitting on his porch and i have to walk by him to get to my apartment

[Shit from 7016 @Shitfrom7016]

From the number of fights I’ve heard from my downstairs neighbors, I don’t think their relationship is working out. They should probably just break up. There’d be a lot more peaceful and quiet nights for us all. #Allietherelationshipexpert

[Snow White @snowsarawhite]

When your apartment complex just assumes you can take off four days of work with literally no notice 🤷🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

[ak @allycatk]

Me: *looking at my apartment after roomz @snowdoesntsayno and I spent all day cleaning*

Me: you clean up nice 😏

[SamIAm @sammyanthamm]

@snowdoesntsayno @allycatk Surprise it’s me I’m your downstairs neighbor 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Snow White @snowsarawhite]

My downstairs neighbor is singing terribly and i can hear everything someone please get us a new apartment.

[Snow White @snowsarawhite]

I’m in New York City and it’s starting to snow and yes this is ironic but I’ve never seen snow before ❄️

[Shit from 7016 @Shitfrom7016]

Shoutout to @snowdoesntsayno who is experiencing snow for the first time in NYC!! Have a happy new year roomz and stay warm! 🌨❄️☃️ https://t.co/nMkQrP5udS

[Shit from 7016 @Shitfrom7016]

“I’ve never technically seen snow”

-@snowdoesntsayno (oh the irony)

[Shit from 7016 @Shitfrom7016]

We forgive you!! We know it was a accident. You would never hurt Mr. Fish on purpose! 😘 https://t.co/cDu2D3CUmF

[Laura Jones @MrsJones_05]

@Shitfrom2P2 I'm so sorry I killed Mr. Fish!! 😭

[ak @allycatk]

I don’t need no man, when I got @snowdoesntsayno! Snow was my savior and killed the GIANT roach that was in my bathroom. I picked a good roommate and apparently a bad apartment. 😅