Y’all wanna talk about sketchy- my apartment complex handed me my package completely opened. Then they said they accepted the package from the delivery guy like that. Like wtffffff
Also it would be really dope @GetSpectrum if your technicians had a truck, shirt, badge or literally anything else with your logo so that i know this man I’m letting in my apartment is just a little less likely to murder me
We’ve got big news! Allie, Snow & Lola are moving! Well soon be tweeting from our new apartment, 7016. We’re on to bigger and better things. See you at our house warming party! 😏🎉🥂
ITS ME! I DID THIS! It took 22 years, but I finally yelled “SHUT THE FUCK UP, WE’RE TRYING TO SLEEP!” to the people outside my apartment blaring music from their car at 11 pm on a Sunday. I’d like to thank God for not letting those guys come and kill me right after. https://t.co/aiYb6YVmpV
Damn Hillary, we’re like the same person. My neighbor also smokes a ton of weed that stinks up my place and gets into loud arguments with his baby mama. Anybody have tips on how to break your lease early?? https://t.co/f41HBCQiB4
From the number of fights I’ve heard from my downstairs neighbors, I don’t think their relationship is working out. They should probably just break up. There’d be a lot more peaceful and quiet nights for us all. #Allietherelationshipexpert
Shoutout to @snowdoesntsayno who is experiencing snow for the first time in NYC!! Have a happy new year roomz and stay warm! 🌨❄️☃️ https://t.co/nMkQrP5udS
I don’t need no man, when I got @snowdoesntsayno! Snow was my savior and killed the GIANT roach that was in my bathroom. I picked a good roommate and apparently a bad apartment. 😅