Shit David Helm Says

Life is objective, not subjective. One day you'll learn that, DeWinter!!!!

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IM NEVER WRONG @adultswim

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GREATEST POINT GUARD IN THE NBA HANDS DOWN! ALL OF YOUR IDEAS ARE INFERIOR TO MY SUPREME STATISTICAL STUDYING https://t.co/PLlRPw0h1e

[Dot @BdotAdot5]

Russell Westbrook (@russwest44) in game facial expressions be like… vs. His Player Picture. feat. @That_Guyy23

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@deWinterIsComin DUDE DEZ IS ALWAYS WELCOME TO BE A STEELER AKA THE GREATEST ORGANIZATION EVER AKA THE ROUGHEST TOUGHEST TEAM LEFT LOL!!!!!

[NFLupNow @NFL_up_Today]

Custom Airbrush T Sh #NFL is our life. Share it! Let #football make smile you

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"@itsHelmmerTime: "Good things come to those who wait" - BS, comes to those who make things happen 💯" or those who's daddy gives it to them

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@deWinterIsComin YOUR SPORTS PREDICTIONS ARE NOTHING BUT MERE COMEDY. YOU HAVE NO NUMBERS TO BACK YOUR LOGIC 😅🔥😂😂😂😅😭😭😭

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"@katayjenkinss: It annoys me when people are "yea Reagan Bush 84" most people don't know about that campaign. Enlighten me." Ok ms liberal

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"@itsHelmmerTime: They never turn out like they seem" TRUUUUU

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"@itsHelmmerTime: We get school off for MLK day, yet nothing for Earth day? #FuckUpPriorities"

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"@itsHelmmerTime: Labor and Overhead variances are my bitches 👌🏻🔥" 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯😂😂😂😂😂😂👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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@itsHelmmerTime the saying is SIZE of boat but I am way too frat to care 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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I AM THE MOST AMERICAN PERSON EVER. AND I GO TO THIS UNIVERSITY. SO THIS MAKES SENSE 😅😃😭🔥😎😍😆😏😤🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 https://t.co/RMRo3gb2Kc

[Kyla Jacobs @callmeKy_15]

Good luck ever taking the American flag off the Oklahoma State campus. #GodBlessAmerica

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@jwagee I KNOW THAT EXACT FEELING. ONE TIME I WAS AN AMATEUR ATHLETE. NOW IM A PRO PUSSY-SLAYER/MONEY GETTER.

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Lmao so unsuccessful compared to me https://t.co/1y1eYzZ985

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I 100% came up with this myself and didn't copy and paste it from a random Twitter account https://t.co/pSthUzBnrn

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@deWinterIsComin I GUARANTEE THAT I STILL GET MORE PU$$Y THAN HIM. I WILL BET WHOLE EAGLE-PITCHER SALARY!!!

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Seriously. I am the GOAT Miami had ever seen

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I'm the coolest guy u know

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@Mel_Burson lmfao 😂😂😂😂😂

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You're goddamn right I took a picture of a picture of myself and snapchatted it, what am I, a geed??