Professional Third Wheel

[Professional Third Wheel @ShitKeyanasay]

Prime example of there being multiple ways to get something done. Just because it’s not done your way, doesn’t mean it can’t be done

[Professional Third Wheel @ShitKeyanasay]

Not gonna lie to ya, I literally did not know who was the Republican candidate until a couple of weeks ago. Y’all didn’t have anyone else, like no one?

[Professional Third Wheel @ShitKeyanasay]

I need someone to tell me the timeline of Rhianna and Asap starting around 2008 please and thank you

[Professional Third Wheel @ShitKeyanasay]

I just walked outside feeling self conscious about my legs because I didn’t shave (i never shave my legs so why??) and had two people come to me just to compliment me on how good my legs look.

Moral of the story: stop being self conscious because somebody gonna love it

[This Bxtch Cooked The Eggs First 🧐 @PlayboiKreme]

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Professional Third Wheel @ShitKeyanasay]

You would think men would start becoming better people since their life expectancy is 50-60.

[✨ @Chaantellie]

“U my BM I won” is what nightmares are truly made of. Men will really plot on your womb wtfff

[Professional Third Wheel @ShitKeyanasay]

I’m upset she gotta pay for his karma.

[GOD GULUVA @Zweli_Thixo]

My Brother impregnated 3 Girls, He told 2 of them to abort, which they did and now the third girl gave birth to triplets. 😭

[Professional Third Wheel @ShitKeyanasay]

@PeenRanger @Zweli_Thixo 😂😂😂😂😂

[GOD GULUVA @Zweli_Thixo]

My Brother impregnated 3 Girls, He told 2 of them to abort, which they did and now the third girl gave birth to triplets. 😭

[Professional Third Wheel @ShitKeyanasay]

This is true vulnerability that is the most risky

[Kehlani 🖤 @kehlani175]

To Darren Watkins: a thread of the girl who truly liked you 🇰🇷💔💌 It’s over now, but you should know Amy had feelings for you all along. She never stopped. For months, she dropped hint after hint, hoping you'd notice, but you never did. I’ve gathered them all here for you.

[Professional Third Wheel @ShitKeyanasay]

Why am I seeing more men in bonnets than females? Y’all scared the women out the bonnets?? 😂😂

[Professional Third Wheel @ShitKeyanasay]

Message!

[Professional Third Wheel @ShitKeyanasay]

So are we calling drive bys a mass shooting now?

[Professional Third Wheel @ShitKeyanasay]

My apartments is having an Office Appreciation Month. Please appreciate that I’m living here in the first place. Appreciate I pay my rent on time every month. How much appreciation should I give??

[Professional Third Wheel @ShitKeyanasay]

I guess since I pay all my bills by myself, I’m a broke bitch.

[Professional Third Wheel @ShitKeyanasay]

I’m sorry but you can’t give me shit and say it’s dinner and think imma ride with it.

[Professional Third Wheel @ShitKeyanasay]

“You really lucky to have me. I’m the prize! You’re not gonna find anybody like me” - A 4 time baby daddy 😂😂😂😂

[Professional Third Wheel @ShitKeyanasay]

I swear I never laughed so hard! I almost crashed my car

[Professional Third Wheel @ShitKeyanasay]

Well ladies and gentlemen, I have my first narcissistic EX! 😂😂 I feel like a Floridian seeing snow for the first time.