Shitmakesmenuts

[Shitmakesmenuts @Shitmakesmenuts]

@elizabethbarela if you take the ambien and Xanax with some Jack Daniels the crying child won't matter anymore.

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I can't wait to see fast and furious 7 #Bazinga

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something wrong with the justice system. cops should be charged, tried, convicted guilty or not! Wait, what? #Ferguson #nyc #scumlogic

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Staying up late hoping to see more #LootingForJustice #furgeson #FurgusonDecision #niceplacetovisit

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#Ferguson #FergusonDecision #looting

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I didn't loot last night because I have a job and buy what I want.
#FergusonDecision #Ferguson

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Hey Canada, way to be original, crazy gun violence is our thing. #Canada

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CDC reports the fastest way to spread Ebola is via social media.
Doctors recommend you turn off your computer and clam the fuck down.#Ebola

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Justice Department official confirms Attorney General Eric Holder will announce his resignation later today - @NPR, @NBCNews

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No more social media today. Never mourn the death of somebody who wouldn't have mourned your death. #whocares #JoanRivers

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Protesters marching on the streets of Ferguson Mo. The good news is nobody missed work.

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I think Robin Williams died. Can anybody confirm?

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I didn't get the memo. I was supposed to wear a douchey lanyard with a meaningless ID on it today.

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Stop with the fucking bitstrips already! Jesus! #shitmakesmenuts

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Dear coworker please stop taking our only newspaper into the shitter. #shitmakesmenuts #workproblems

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Dat spelling n grammar doe!
#killyourself

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I Never read this. #books #goodreads