Shit Mel Buys

I buy a lot of stuff to hack for research. Or for my two competition teams to use wrong.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

This is why Midwesterners drive 16 hours instead of flying

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

The max speed limit is whatever speed the “pace car” is going because Midwest logic is “they can’t pull us all over”

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Nobody:

Police on Midwest highways

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Yeah no it’s pop

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

I love the unwritten rule on highways when the speed limit is 65 and everybody says “if we all go 80 they can’t pull us over”

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

UK: We drive on the left side of the road

Midwesterners: We drive on what’s left of the road

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

People in LA: I’m staying away from carbs and sugar

Midwesterners: this recipe is way better with an extra block of cream cheese

[Ukraine / Україна @Ukraine]

Six obvious truths:

1. Luhansk region is Ukraine
2. Donetsk region is Ukraine
3. Zaporizhzhia region is Ukraine
4. Kherson region is Ukraine
5. Crimea is Ukraine
6. Russia is a terrorist state

[Rob @thegallowboob]

this guy faked drowning to see his cat's reaction and it went exactly as expected

[Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke]

This guy wins at Linkedin

[Anastasiia Lapatina @lapatina_]

Ukrainian mothers are writing their family contacts on the bodies of their children in case they get killed and the child survives. And Europe is still discussing gas.

[Thomas C. Theiner @noclador]

Blown up russian equipment, fire, Ukrainian troops after fierce battle,... and in walks a Ukrainian girl with a Kalashnikov, no helmet, no bullet proof vest, sunglasses, who is fighting with the battalion.

[Shit Mel Buys @ShitMelBuys]

Russia or Ukraine: Hacking groups take sides https://t.co/1Yl4rEi8SN

[Mykhailo Fedorov @FedorovMykhailo]

Starlink terminals are coming to Ukraine! Thank you @elonmusk, thank you everyone, who supported Ukraine!

[Angry Seattle @angryseattle]

How. Are. You. People. Still. Not. Done. With. Fireworks.

[millennial_crybaby_slob @dillonsaur]

Turns out it’s harder to open a can of beans than it is to storm the Capitol