ShitMeToo™

Holy shit, that's so true. Tweets about love, teenage life, jokes, and hilarious things that happen every day.

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Follow me on Instragram shannnoncooper , three n's ;)

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My twitter account is kind of like the cartoon inside of Lizzie McGuire's head saying what she really thinks.

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The faces I make while applying mascara are beyond hilarious

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Rule #1: I'm always right....
Rule #2: When I'm wrong, see rule #1.

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Happy Friday the 13th, spooky shit

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I procrastinate way too much.

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Letting your hair down from a ponytail when you see a hot guy, so you can walk by all sexy

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I have a mini heart attack when my phone isn't where it usually is in my pocket.

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Twitter, home, of, the, unnecessary, comma.

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I throw my phone on the bed when I think I sent the wrong text message.

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"Mom, there's someone at the door." "Then answer it." "I'm not wearing pants."

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We've all cut a few of our own split ends off with a pair of scissors.

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Me and my friends rub our legs together after we just shaved.

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Why is it so easy memorize songs but not school work?

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Haters gunna hate. Potatoes gunna potatoe

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Rule number one for people with long hair: always use a male hair dresser , girls are jealous and cut seventeen inches off

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If I had a dollar for every minute you took to text me back, let's just say I'd be Bill Gates

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Don't hate the player, change the game.

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When boys are the perfect height for you.

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I eat when I'm happy.
I eat when I'm sad.
I eat when I'm bored.