Shit Morgan Says

Who needs daily meditation when you can have daily morganizms? #morganizms #youtwat

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“So what you can lick my toes and I can’t lick your neck” #morganizm

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“Penny that’s my vagina!” #Morganizm

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“I will not survive this!”
*Phone has to be taken into apple for an hour*

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Morgs giving advice 101 #Morganizm

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Morgs: “I wouldn’t stick around if I thought you were a shitty person”

#morganizm

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Morgan’s Dad: *throws ice cube at Morgan*
Morgan: *throws ice cube over ledge... hits expensive car*
Waiter: I didn’t see anything
#morganizms

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Submitted by @cprswiftie!
“I’m sorry! My friends made me shower!” #morganisms
What an amazing moment! Thanks again for the submission ❤️

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Hey Morganisms Fans! Remember to turn on your post notifications for frequent updates on content! #morganisms
And for a limited time only, first 3 likes/retweets will get a special Morgan photo DM’d to them! #youtwat

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“If I fucking had the amount of brain cells for the amount of dumb shit I’ve said, I’d be a millionaire.” #morganisms

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Morgan: “They need to send her to a physical asylum!”
Us: a hospital?

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“No phones in the sweat shop”

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Nicole and Jess: “We vote for a break.”
Morgan: “This is not a demorcracy, this is a dictatorship. Now work!”

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“I can’t wait to get home and start a sweatshop.” -Morgie

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“I want Taylor to murder herself with an axe, on stage!” Morgs

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“Yeah, I don’t think I’d want to eat it out of your crotch.” -Morg #morganisms

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Makes Snapchat group with all friends. Leaves it. #morganisms

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“DONT TOUCH ME WITH YOUR FEET AHH”

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Well @SWIFTSODOPE it is a magical peace of wisdom from the ever graceful Morgan. The occur frequently but are so splendid they must be documented. It’s like being a vegan but better, you know? https://t.co/KdGzaCbMHz

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Okay Shit Morgs Says has a new HASHTAG #morganisms So, if Morgan blesses you with her wisdom, this is the proper hashtag to be featured on the page!

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