Shit NMR Says

The out-of-context shenanigans of the people behind New Media Rockstars (@newrockstars).

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"welp, killed Jeff"

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“Dead YouTubers good to fly.”

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"You are the Jesus of SEO."

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“From now on I will be 50 Shades Sex. You can be Girl on Girl Action.”

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"I have room in my heart for more than one enemy."

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“I don’t let ANYONE finish.”

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"You'll find your Kim K someday."

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"i'm so tired omg kill me"

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"Sorry, I was cyberbullying Glenn Close. What'd I miss?"

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“Meh, wake me up for robot porn….please put that on my tombstone if I die before it happens.”

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"New Mars Rockstars, probably gonna be a thing."
"No More Rockstars."

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"I like [Poetweet] because it takes something that is about me, and makes another thing that is also about me."

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"It's National Hug Day, guys!"
"No."

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"Bridges, as we've discussed, are rude."

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Re: the Pac-man maze. "It's like someone f***ed Tron!"

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"Penis monster aside, have we learned nothing from science fiction novels when it comes to DNA manipulation?"

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"This ends with a penis monster."

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"Hang on, I'm being snarky to @VideoEvan"

"Good, someone has to knock him off his high horse."

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S: I wonder if I can move in for a hug and "accidentally" knee him in the balls.
C: Good luck finding them.

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Just wanted to add that pandas are animals who clearly don't want to live on this planet anymore. they're an evolutionary dead end.