fuckin Ralph Mendoza

I have famously never allowed a home run in the MLB

[fuckin Ralph Mendoza @ShitReySays]

you ever feel like you're being watched?

[fuckin Ralph Mendoza @ShitReySays]

LOVE crying to this speech

[MLB @MLB]

On #LouGehrigDay we remember an American icon and strive to honor his legacy.

Visit https://t.co/fAOHUDHFKP to see how you can help in the fight against ALS.

[RealHousewifeOfMichigan @RealHousewifeMi]

My son is 15

I never bought him a pride onesie when he was a baby.

I never read him a book that had two moms as part of the storyline.

When he was little stores and businesses didn’t have LGBTQ+ displays and we didn’t celebrate pride month.

He was raised Catholic, and went to church.

Guess what? He is gay.

The rainbow won’t make your kids gay. They are born that way. A display in a store won’t make your kid trans, they are born that way.

If you don’t love and accept them for who they are, YOU are a shitty parent.

They haven’t failed, you have.

[Tim Hogan @timjhogan]

I am crying

[fuckin Ralph Mendoza @ShitReySays]

@alissamoe @washed_media How are they already sold out😭

[fuckin Ralph Mendoza @ShitReySays]

@ConRisa_Music

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

👌

[fuckin Ralph Mendoza @ShitReySays]

I'm standing in the subway line at the combination twisters/subway and the twisters cashier pointed at me and yelled "didn't you get a burger from me yesterday?!" I'm not even hungry anymore man:/

[fuckin Ralph Mendoza @ShitReySays]

@ya_boy_cougz_ Lmfaooo this is diabolical

[Catherine Rampell @crampell]

Retweeting this clip from 2019, for no particular reason

[fuckin Ralph Mendoza @ShitReySays]

The what?

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Americans thinking they’ve invented the crisp butty.

[fuckin Ralph Mendoza @ShitReySays]

@Man_Gorilla Dude fuck those little kids who ratted on us

[Portland Pickles @picklesbaseball]

ticket sales are at an all-time high

[Justine Moore @venturetwins]

Teachers: "AI is a disaster, how am I going to know who is cheating?!"

Students:

[Red Sox @RedSox]

FAIR BALL.

[Washed Media @washed_media]

Don't do it don't do it don't do it

[fuckin Ralph Mendoza @ShitReySays]

@_nathanbanks Oh my god thank you

[fuckin Ralph Mendoza @ShitReySays]

Sometimes I lose sleep wondering how they got the chain through the pipe before they hooked the tire on

[Fatal Error @FatalsError]

Cleaning the drain after a flood

[fuckin Ralph Mendoza @ShitReySays]

@larrrydairy Big fan of your out of pocket Sunday night tweets.