ShitSalemSays

A tiny soul living in a huge world..

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"Just you will have civil war in America because there are Christian Salafis and many guns"

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The woman is much stronger than the man...Can you handle The Period? #shitsalemsays in an #uber #London #ValentinesDay2018

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@mollycrabapple @deadredfred @vandalog @muralarts gorgeous

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"I mean...for drug dealers...if you are not become like Pablo Escobar, it's not really worth it" - #shitsalemsays considering job options

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"He is so easy going. Nice guy. He is not a British." #shitsalemsays

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"Today I saw a girl, she was so tall. And she was wearing high heels! I was like, fuck off! What are you want to be, a traffic light?" #SSS

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Fiancé: How's the toilet? Are you pooping? (#romanceneverdies)
Salem: What are you think I am doing, dancing samba? #ShitSalemSays

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"Well I am stupid I am not do this until now..." #shitsalemsays when proposing to @agoodcuppa 😻😻😻 #saleminlove #sorryladies

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"As long as it is not in my butt hole, I am not care" #shitsalemsays #informedconsent

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"Best kebsa...I have it in the jail" #shitsalemsays #finedining

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@CengizYar #yourefired

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Gripping mid-season finale on the latest series of America.

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"If these people they not fight, we not eat." #shitsalemsays

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"Dude if the fucking Arabian do not fight, we cannot eat" - #shitsalemsays #journolife

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Interviewee: Do you smoke?
Salem: Dude if I am have heroin, I think I will doing it today. #shitsalemsaysatwork

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"I am not shake my ass if I am not have assignment" #shitsalemsays

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"I am want one little cheese. One big mix but NO ONIONS! I AM NOT WANT ONIONS!" #shitsalemsays ordering a pizza #noonions

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"Mosul is not boat party" #shitsalemsays

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"Arabic politics became so boring after Qaddafi" #shitsalemsays

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"fucking ISIS. why they not choose spain to fight? it's fucking hot in iraq" #shitsalemsays #onassignment