Shit Servers Say

I’m waiting tables to make money, not friends! I reveal what we servers are REALLY SAYING not what you think you’re hearing! Go see #HowToAnnoyYourServer #SSS

[Jesse Lee Peterson @JLPtalk]

No more #UncleBens or #AuntJemima — have no fear, leftists can’t erase or whitewash...

[Brandon “title 9” Theesfeld🇹🇹 @jailbird6seven]

Never forget #auntjemima

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Bring back Aunt Jemima! @PepsiCo @Pearl_Milling @Quaker

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Most Chefs have a secret to their creativity! #ThingsOnlyChefsKnow #justsayin

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@oelma__ A tree

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Dear EVERYONE! #justsayin

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Have you served people like this? Were they having fun? 🤦‍♂️

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What is your restaurant’s policy regarding employees using their smart phones 📱 while working? Let us know!!

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Hey Servers! Have you ever got in trouble at work for using your Smart Phone?

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Hey Servers! Which of the following is true for the restaurant you work at?

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@Marla__Stinger Is this “test” for kindergarten?

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Hey Servers? Have you done any of the following jobs in a restaurant before you became a server? 💪

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Hey Servers! If you make a mistake that costs your restaurant money, like ordering the wrong food for a guest.. do you have to pay for it?

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Hey Servers!! How many times have you had customers “Dine & Dash” WITHOUT paying the check?

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@ojessie__ 🔨’d

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Hey Servers!! Did you ever come back from vacation from your job and find out you were fired?

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Hey Servers! Have you ever been mentioned by name in a BAD YELP or other social media review?

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@oelma__ Save more money

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Don't forget the garnish on the new bloody mary!!! #HowToAnnoyYourServer

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#HowToAnnoyYourServer - this shit happens all the time!