Allie

I have no idea what’s going on// 🏳️‍🌈

[Allie @ShitShowChic]

Questions that are no longer in my wife and I’s vocab now that I changed my last name: “whose name is it under?”.

[Petrol Weeb | F @PetrolWeeb]

Let's play a game

[Allie @ShitShowChic]

I hate proof reading my messages because I feel like I always sounds like a robot

[Allie @ShitShowChic]

Slim chance it’s not just downhill from here haha

[Allie @ShitShowChic]

I have to leave the absolutely most absurdly chaotic voicemail today for a mortgage lender and I hope I see it online at some point because people will never understand the events that led to that moment.

[Allie @ShitShowChic]

This lil penguin guy I doodled is what’s getting me through rn. Look how happy he is

[Esheru @Eshprojet1]

I’m here for this

[Allie @ShitShowChic]

Ya ever just wanna exist but then things gotta make it difficult and get in the way. Big sigh

[Steven DeKnight @stevendeknight]

Hopefully straight to fucking hell.

[Allie @ShitShowChic]

Damn people are moving so fucking slow today I thought it was Sunday

[Allie @ShitShowChic]

“She said she talked to you on the phone. Is this what she looked like?” 🧐

[Allie @ShitShowChic]

What a shit ass day

[maybe: larky 🌿 @ofthemisery]

mood today

[Allie @ShitShowChic]

Someone literally just said to my face (over the phone) “oh so you and boss man are both off on Mondays” in response to my working from home on Mondays.

…No. He is off. I am working from home???

[Allie @ShitShowChic]

When you get excited that a private excursion to move all my pets and us across the pond is only 1700-2300.

Per hour(:
nevermind.

[Allie @ShitShowChic]

Sending my boss an email this morning subjected “yesterday is over and can��t hurt us anymore” with updates not expecting today to be professionally worse hahaha

[Allie @ShitShowChic]

“So really, you need to talk to someone in insurance then.”

“No ma’am, I said I am someone in insurance. I needed to speak to someone in the mortgage department. Thanks.”

[Allie @ShitShowChic]

The urge to change my email signature to “Respectfully Speaking, “