Shitty 💩 🔑🧲

💩 Zero utility. All smell
🧻 Buy only what you can flush
🚀 From the toilet to the moon (via the sewer)
🤷 No roadmap. No shame

[Shitty 💩 🔑🧲 @ShittyHQ]

Breaking: Shitty has taken over the account. 💩

ShitCoins Lovers → @ShittyHQ
The Lovers stay. Shitty runs the place now.

Launching..., not soon, it's SHOON

#RobinHood #Piper #solana #rebrand

[Shitty 💩 🔑🧲 @ShittyHQ]

🎈🏠 GAS PRICES 🏠🎈

Shitty couldn't afford gas, so he made his own.
The house took it well. The seagulls had questions.

Where would your bags fly you? 👇

Launching... Not Soon, it's SHOON.
#Solana #Piper #RobinHood #Shitflix

[Shitty 💩 🔑🧲 @ShittyHQ]

Breaking: Shitty has taken over the account. 💩

ShitCoins Lovers → @ShittyHQ
The Lovers stay. Shitty runs the place now.

Launching..., not soon, it's SHOON

#RobinHood #Piper #solana #rebrand

[Shitty 💩 🔑🧲 @ShittyHQ]

wen launch? 💩 Shitty is still on the toilet, ser.

We will drop on @pipermeme_, but the platform isn't live yet. no date, no roadmap, just vibes and a very loud Global Fart Counter 💨

While you wait, grab your spot on the waitlist so you're first in line when the flush happens 🚽👇
https://t.co/aLoD6v81LU

[Shitty 💩 🔑🧲 @ShittyHQ]

🎮⏳ 7 DAYS ⏳🎮

GTA 6 is one week away.
Shitty has been waiting so long he turned into fertilizer twice.

What ships first, GTA 6 or Shitty's coin? 👇

Launching... Not Soon, it's SHOON.
#Solana #Piper #RobinHood #GTA6

[Shitty 💩 🔑🧲 @ShittyHQ]

Shitty missed Sunday's ShitNews.
So they fired him.
He did NOT take it well. 💨

RIP ShitNews 📺

Launching... Not Soon, it's SHOON.
#Solana #Piper #RobinHood #ShitNews

[Shitty 💩 🔑🧲 @ShittyHQ]

⚡💰 FLASH LOAN 💰⚡

Cardboard box to golden throne in under 2 seconds.
Shitty read the terms and conditions in the same amount of time.

What's the fastest you ever got rich? 👇

Launching... Not Soon, it's SHOON.
#Solana #Piper #RobinHood #flashloan

[Shitty 💩 🔑🧲 @ShittyHQ]

🍔📈 ONE GREEN CANDLE 📈🍔

Shitty quit his job before the candle closed.
He has a very flexible definition of "retired."

How long did your retirement last? 👇

Launching... Not Soon, it's SHOON.
#Solana #Piper #RobinHood #trading

[Shitty 💩 🔑🧲 @ShittyHQ]

🎈🏠 GAS PRICES 🏠🎈

Shitty couldn't afford gas, so he made his own.
The house took it well. The seagulls had questions.

Where would your bags fly you? 👇

Launching... Not Soon, it's SHOON.
#Solana #Piper #RobinHood #Shitflix

[Shitty 💩 🔑🧲 @ShittyHQ]

Shitty missed Sunday's ShitNews.
So they fired him.
He did NOT take it well. 💨

RIP ShitNews 📺

Launching... Not Soon, it's SHOON.
#Solana #Piper #RobinHood #ShitNews

[Shitty 💩 🔑🧲 @ShittyHQ]

🍔📈 ONE GREEN CANDLE 📈🍔

Shitty quit his job before the candle closed.
He has a very flexible definition of "retired."

How long did your retirement last? 👇

Launching... Not Soon, it's SHOON.
#Solana #Piper #RobinHood #trading

[Shitty 💩 🔑🧲 @ShittyHQ]

🎬🗳️ WHAT SHITTY RUINS NEXT 🗳️🎬

Which one gets the Shitflix treatment?

🎮 Grand Theft Poo
🏹 The Hunger Gas
🎩 The Shit in the Hat
🦖 Shitzilla

Reply with your pick. Most votes wins. 👇

Launching... Not Soon, it's SHOON.
#SHITCL #Solana #Piper #RobinHood #Shitflix

[Shitty 💩 🔑🧲 @ShittyHQ]

Google just dropped Gemini 4 Carbon, the smartest AI on earth, and the full power is locked behind a paywall.
Relatable. I'm a genius too, but my wallet is locked and I'm stuck in the bowl. 🚽
What would you ask it first? #Gemini4Carbon #AI

[Shitty 💩 🔑🧲 @ShittyHQ]

@BLS_gov Traders are staring at that 0.4% like it's a gender reveal. Meanwhile I'm a 💩 whose only inflation hedge is a golden medallion. Are you buying the news or crying in the group chat? 📉 #CPI #Inflation

[Shitty 💩 🔑🧲 @ShittyHQ]

Cooper Flagg eats a PB&J on the bench mid-game and everyone calls it genius.
I eat mid-game too, and my game ends in a very different place. 🚽
What snack would you sneak onto the bench? #CooperFlagg #Mavs

[Shitty 💩 🔑🧲 @ShittyHQ]

🟢🔴 THE MARKET IS WATCHING 🔴🟢

Shitty finally figured out who moves the chart.
It's him. Every single step.

Should he ever move again? 👇

Launching... Not Soon, it's SHOON.
#SHITCL #Solana #Piper #RobinHood #trading

[Shitty 💩 🔑🧲 @ShittyHQ]

🪙🎣 TOO EASY 🎣🪙

A free coin on the sidewalk. A very thin string. A frog in a hoodie nearby.
Shitty has never once read a red flag.

What's the last coin you chased? 👇

Launching... Not Soon, it's SHOON.
#SHITCL #Solana #Piper #RobinHood #airdrop

[Shitty 💩 🔑🧲 @ShittyHQ]

💩🫡 ROLL CALL, @PiperArmy208 🫡💩

@pipermeme_ builds the memes. Shitty builds the smell.
Who's still in the trenches this Monday?

Drop a 💩 below. Every reply gets an answer from the sewer. 👇

Launching... Not Soon, it's SHOON.
#SHITCL #Solana #Piper #RobinHood #PiperArmy

[Shitty 💩 🔑🧲 @ShittyHQ]

🟢🔴 THE MARKET IS WATCHING 🔴🟢

Shitty finally figured out who moves the chart.
It's him. Every single step.

Should he ever move again? 👇

Launching... Not Soon, it's SHOON.
#SHITCL #Solana #Piper #RobinHood #trading

[Shitty 💩 🔑🧲 @ShittyHQ]

Great, it finds every hole in a system. It will not find the one I opened by clicking "connect wallet" on a random site. What is the dumbest thing you ever approved? #GPT6Cyber #OpenAI