Shit Valen Says

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Hey, would you happen to have an extra cigarette?

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*leaves when no pot is around*

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*grows mustache above eyes*

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God Cody I'm gonna kick you in the nuts!

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I'm not always wrong, but when I am, I get pissed.

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My normal conversations are "hey, how's it going? You doing good? How's it going with the ladies?

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I love keeping eye contact with people when I walk out the room, makes lifting entertaining

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#PartyAtValens!!!!!!

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Fuck Yeah sounds like a solid ass game! I would have gone but my chemistry set needed cleaning.

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@DaylonWallen69 I'll fucking roll you down a hill Betch

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I like to say dildos a lot, it just cums to me for some reason

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When the pussy bomb

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When I rap I always fuck up.. "I like laying on the couch, with a big hairy dick in my mouth" SHIT

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I know then chemical compound of a rock.